Runs on the way up

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One day, around the time I was 15 or 16, My Dad and I were supposed to go to an appointment downtown. We were running a bit late and my Dad was prompting me to hurry up, that we were going to miss our appointment. At that time, I got a severe pain in my stomach, read:diarrhea.I told my Dad that I had to go to the bathroom. He said to hold it in, until we got to the appointment and then I could go. I told him, I didnt think I could. He insisted that I try. I agreed, and we left for the appointment. We got on the elevator and left the building.

All of a sudden, I couldnt take another step, for fear that I was going to crap on myself. I told my Dad of my dilemma and he said, Hold it". I couldnt. I turned around and went back into the building. As luck would have it, the elevator was extremely crowded with people pressing their respective floor buttons. Did I mention that we lived on a high floor? I started to experience severe pains, as the elevator stopped floor by floor.I even prayed to the crap gods to please help me in this time of extreme duress.I finally had gotten to within a floor of my destination. There were only three ladies and a child left in the elevator, when all of a sudden...Well you can guess what happened...I exploded in a rush of what seemed like Colorado River rapids and a aroma filled the elevator. The women all looked at each other.I looked at the child. The child looked at all of us and then pointed to me and said :

"It came from him".