Oops, Wrong toilet!

Mistakes

I was at a bookstore,a dn me and my mom were in the CD section. I needed to go to the bathroom SO badly I could not hold it, so I told my mom to meet me at the bathrooms when I was finished. Well, womens bathrooms are normally on the RIGHT side of the door, so I went in the RIGHT door, RIGHT into the mens bathroom. I saw a man washing his hands. I was about to say this is the womens bathroom, then I noticed, it wasnt the womens bathroom. I said "Oops, wrong bathroom." But he burst out laughing anyway. I ran out, went to the LEFT door, and wanted to live in the toilet! (Because it was a hole, of course.)

Thank you God I read signs before going in!!