Plumbers Crack

School

I was in 6th grade when this happened, in my reading class. The guy I liked sat behind me.I was acting all cool to impress him, but everyone was laughing. I was wondering why, because nothing funny had happened..

The guy came up and whispered in my ear "You need a new butt, yours is cracked!!" and then my friend told me my butt-crack was showing. The worst part was I have "body acne" on my butt!!! Everyone saw the pimples, luckily now ive got cream for it, but for the rest of the year, my name was "plumbers crack"!