Kids Say The Darnest Things

Sex

One thing you learn quickly as a parent is that kids like to repeat whatever they hear. Apparently my husband and I were talking too loud at a passionate moment and my seven-year-old overheard us.

Unfortunately, I didnt find this out until we were standing in line in the grocery store and he asked in a piercing voice, "Why did daddy say youre as tight as a Coke bottle?"