Stealing Nuggets

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One day my husband and I were shopping with our children, one of which was still in diapers. While walking down the aisle, I noticed that my sons diaper had come open just enough to leave a trail of "nuggets" behind him everywhere he walked. I rushed behind him, picking them up before anyone noticed, while my husband conveniently dissappeared to another part of the store. So there I am, walking around the store looking for a garbage to dump these "nuggets", they were getting pretty stinky. I saw a trash can just outside of the store in front by the exit door, so I attempted to go outside. As I was walking out the exit, with my hands cupped together obviously hiding something, a store employee stopped me and asked what I had in my hands. He thought I was stealing something, I guess, because he was pretty insistant in seeing what I had in there! I didnt want to open my hands and tried everything to convince him that it was just trash, but he wasnt buying it and was getting increasingly rude. So, finally-after he had been rude enough to make me mad-I opened my hands and held them as close to his face as I could without actually touching him. He then courteously pointed me in the direction of the trash.
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