Fart Face

From: Maria


Well you know that everyone has embarrassing moments... whether you are so humiliated you can barely speak, or whether you are laughing at yourself. I could tell you embarrassing moments from my junior high or high school experiences, but they arent as embarrassing as the one that I remember so clearly from the fifth grade. I was only ten or so when it happened, but it was just mortifying. At that point in my life, education was taught to every class in their own classroom the entire schoolday. I came to school on "Social Studies Day" (a day when each person had to share a paragraph of research they did the night before) armed with my info on the history of April Fools Day.

When it came my turn to present, I went up to the front of the room and began to read in excitement, happy as I was in my discoveries. Now I cant remember exactly what was said, but I know what the research was, so I will put it into my own words now: "April Fools Day originally started in France. Long ago the new year began in April in France, and when they changed the start of the year to January, those who still celebrated the New Year on April first were known as "April Fools"..." I read and read. I was having a great time; as a child I loved to be the center of attention and share unknown facts with my classmates. When I got to the last part, the most mischevious and to me then, hilarious, part about how French people celebrate the holiday today, something unexpected happened: "French children today celebrate April Fools by drawing their own colorful fish and then sticking them on unsuspecting backs. If a person walks around without the slightest idea that they have a fish on their back, they are an April Fool."

But just as I was reciting the last two words of my research, a fart that I had never even felt coming crept right out and BOOOOOM, it exploded so loudly it surprised even me. Instead of being applauded, my class burst into peels of laughter; they pointed at me and made fun of me. Even though I couldnt smell a thing, as I walked back to my desk, red faced, they held their noses and snickered.

For two years everyone called me "Fart Face", even my closest friends. Once later in fifth grade I heard my own teacher chuckle and say quietly, "Fart Face Maria, may I have your homework assignment?"

So theres my most embarrassing moment for you! I shared that story with my husband and he laughed so hard he farted right there himself!!

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  • Brianna

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    My most embarrassing moment was when I was in 5th grade, we did a truth or dare game in the field. Every fifth grade class was playing but no teachers. When my BIGGEST crush John was next, Patrick said truth or dare and John said dare as always! Patrick said, "I dare you to hold Brianna down, and fart on her face. 300 FIFTH GRADERS WERE OUT THERE! He said ok and I ran. Patrick tackled me, held me down, and John FARTED RIGHT ON MY FACE! everyone laughed he got the pleasure of it and did it again! I'm in college now so only y bff from 5th garade amber remembers.
  • poopypantsfartyfart!: (+1) omg! heres my story......
    poopypantsfartyfart!

    1

    omg! heres my story...

    i was doing a test and needed a number 2 soooooo bad. i carried on doing my test, and
    i needed to fart. it was a normal fart, quite a dry one. well, was i wrong...
    as i farted, poo slid down my leg.

    it was wet and there was alot of it.

    No one had noticed......yet.

    the stench was horrible. the teacher suddenly saw my pained expression.

    She said she would be back in a minute, and beckoned me to follow her.

    As i stood up, the poo slid down my leg.

    Everyone saw, and the next few weeks, i didnt go to school. it makes me laugh now, but i dint then. so there is my story. Happy Pooping!
  • hannah

    0

    every one does dumb stuff some times. like this one time i went into sheetz (gas station) when i was looking around i walked into the candy aisle. The aisle had no one in it or near it. All of a sudden i had to poop soooo bad!!!! Well i sneezed and thought i crapped myself, but insted i let out this EXTREAMLY LOUD FART!!!!!! i looked around and the manager was standing right there!!! He was putting more candy in the aisle. He made a face and ran away. He also banned me from the store!!!!!!!!!!! so dont feel bad every one farts!--person
  • Jen

    1

    wow, this kids thing happened to me. i was in music with my friends and the other students .. the teacher was talking about .. well i dont remember and during her words.... i just farted so very loud. at that very moent everyone was laughing pointing staring and most of all exploading with laughter even the teacher. when they finally figured who it was [me] they moved away from me and didn't talk to me... i tried to go sit back with them but they would keep moving away..i was only 10 in 5th grade.
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