Laughing HARD

Sex

my girlfriend and i were at a friends party. We were bored out of minds, so we decided to make love upstairs we both we very drunk and sexually aroused so we were in a really good mood for sex. My girlfriend (jesse) was so aroused that she actually fell right out of the bed and broke my friends lamp.

I laughed so hard i was farting and hiccuping, she started to get really annoyed by it. The problem is, whenever shes annoyed, it makes me laugh more,so I just kept laughing and laughing until i felt something wet and stinky..I just relized that I shat on myself from laughing so hard!!

Luckily no one heard and came upstairs, i got cleaned up and stuffed my friends sheets into the washer (i told him that his dog made the stains on the sheets). Now whenever i use the bathroom at my girlfriends house she always jokes around with me about things that happened that night..I was totally mortified!
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