Condom naming

From: Skittles


One day when I was in eigth grade...I was coming home from a dentist appointment with my dad and we were riding with music on.

Well before I was born my parents lived in a condo and they had never told me the name of it.

Well I thought of this as we drove past a condo. The sign said "Horse and Carriage Condominiums" So I asked my father, "Dad, what was the name of your condom?"

Without even realising what had just come out of my mouth I just stared at him. Then I realised what I said and started busting up laughing.

Then in a joking way (I hope) he said "Fred, 'Come on Fred it's time to go out!'" This really embarrassed me because I was going out with my first/serious boyfriend, and he had been ragging on me about how important safe sex was...his version...abstinence.

I was beet red. To top it all off he told my mother! That was the worst day of my life!

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