Hell hath no vengeance...

School

In school, a girl I had just dumped challenged me to a fight. I didn't think much of it till i went into the locker room and the whole girls volleyball team was in there. One girl came up behind me and kicked me in the balls. When I fell to the ground, they told me I had to do three things and they'd let me go. I said, "no", and they got mad.

They pantsed me, and unfotunately, even though i was 18, i still had on my tighty whities. They made me strip to my tighty whities, so I thought that was the end. But then they threw my clothes out into the hallway, where everyone was clearing out of class. So i was standing in my baby undies and they made me march down the hallway blowing kisses to everyone.

Then one of them spit gum on the ground and made me lick it off the floor. When I went to pick it up, she wedgied me and clipped the elastic on my undies to the locker, so I was hanging wedgied.

Then, at last, I had to say "Im a loser who just got beat up by a girl, and my penis is small so i wear tighty whities".

Nonetheless it was a tough day.