Quaaludes!

Sex

When I was freshman in college, I went out with my girlfriend on a Saturday night. We went back to my dorm to party with some of my buddies. One of them gave me a Quaalude. For those of you who remember them, they make a person very horny. After an hour or so, we left and went to a bar. She got real drunk very quickly and went to the girl's room and puked her guts out, so I took her home and then went back to the bar.

While there, I began to really feel the effects of the drug. I went outside into a back alley, and seeing no one in sight, pulled it out and took care of business. I had wanted to save it for the girlfriend, but oh well. So I pulled my pud in a back alley in North Central Mississippi, thank God it was dark and no one saw me. That I know of anyway.