Mind your P's and Q's
From: Fiona
When i was a young harrassed mum living in a flat, a lovely lady moved in above me.
She was quite well to do and very posh spoken, so I used to try and mind my p's and q's when she popped in for a cuppa. One day she came in I made her a cup while i was making my daughters tea.
I had sausages under the grill and I said to her "if you will excuse me one moment I'm just going to see if the cockages are sooked"!
OMG i wished the ground would open up and swallow me her face was a picture but i was mortified!
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Anonymous: Cockages <---> Sooked...AnonymousCockages <---> Sooked
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Sausages <---> Cooked
Mind your C's and S's!
(For those who didn't get it.)
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Anonymous: no offense, but it sounds made up to me.Anonymousno offense, but it sounds made up to me.
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njn: and sookednjnand sooked
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AnonymousLOL!that was damn funny. dont becareful of ur p's and q's, work on s's and c's!!!
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MeI'm with leen i don't get it.....plz someone tell me wat it means.....
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O.o: She said COCKagese!O.oShe said COCKagese!
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the potato: even REAL british people don't write like their british when they're typing. "...when she stopped in...the potatoeven REAL british people don't write like their british when they're typing. "...when she stopped in for a cuppa!" i dont think real brits even say "cuppa" yea, you aren't funny -____- you friggin retard..
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Anonymous: bullshit...Anonymousbullshit
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bethany: i so dont get thatbethanyi so dont get that
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leen: huh? i dont get itleenhuh? i dont get it
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