Rectal Temperature..

From: Anonymous


I'm a guy. When I was 14 I stayed home for school because I was sick. My Mom called the doctor, who told her to take my temperature; if I had a fever, come to see him, if not, wait another day.

As my Mom was shaking down the (oral) thermometer, she accidentally hit it against the sink and broke it. I thought nothing of it until she came in my room with another thermometer and a jar of Vaseline. I kept thinking "you can't plan on doing what I think you're going to do." I just about died of embarrassment when she said "pull your underware down and roll over." That was the longest 3 minutes of my life. But it got worse.

Apparently I had a fever and she took me to the Dr., who prescribed SUPPOSITORIES. Three times over the next 2 days I suffered.

I don't recall how long it was before I could look my Mom in the face again.

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  • tatyana

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    Thats nothing. I used to get sick a lot as a kid and my doctor would take my temperature rectally at every visit-like 5 times a year plus at home. Since I had a rep for being sick all the time thats the only way he took it at every visit and annual check up until My mom let me choose another doctor when I became 18. The funny thing is that I still take it rectally anyway. Ive had oral once and ultimately stuck with rectal. Im 24 now.
  • chuck

    0

    I AM A GUY TOO AND HAD A SIMILIAR EXPERIENCE,ONLY IT WAS MY DAD THAT TOOK MY TEMPERATURE.I WAS 13 AND HAD A BAD STOMACH ACHE. MY MOTHER WASN'T HOME AND DAD CALLED THE DOCTOR. HE TOOK MY TEMPERATURE ORALLY FIRST BUT THE DOCTOR SAID THAT A RECTAL WAS BETTER.HE CAME TO MY ROOM WITH THE THERMOMETER AND VASELINE,THEN HE HAD ME STAND BY HIS SIDE AS HE SAT ON THE BED.HE TOLD ME TO PULL MY UNDERPANTS DOWN AND GET ACROSS HIS LAP.I REMEMBER MY PENIS SHRINKING BACK FROM EMBARASSMENT.I DON'T THINK MY DAD HAD SEEN ME NAKED IN 5 YEARS.HE SPREAD MY CHEEKS AND INSERTED THE THERMOMETER AND HELD MY BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER TO HOLD THE THERMOMETER IN.AFTER THE FEW MONUTES WHEN IT WAS DONE I QUICKLY STOOD UP AND PULLED UP MY BREIFS.HE THEN SAID IT WAS NOT THAT HIGH AND HE WOULD BE BACK IN 2 HOURS TO TAKE IT AGAIN.FOR SOME REASON WHEN HE CAME BACK AND HAD ME REPEAT THE PROCEDURE I GOT A HARD ON. HE IGNORED IT THOUGH.
  • Anonymous: HA-HA
    Anonymous

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    HA-HA