Untangle us!
From: Anonymous
I'm a 25 year old gothic female. One night a group of friedns asked me to go clubbing, i didnt have work the next day so i accepted. So i'm at home getting ready. I had my hair down, make up fixed and i was wearing a short plastic skirt with a plastic bra and black fishnet shirt so i was set to go!
Well we arrive at the club and i of course go venture off on my own, looking for a guy to bring home. After a while i find a guy and we really hit it off. We dance, talk and he buys me a few drinks, it was great. Then we decided that we wanted to go back to my place and have a little fun. So i tell my friends, they understand. So we're off!
Well we get to my house and we're getting a little hot and heavy on the bed. So he lifts up my skirt, pulls down my thong and starts eating me out. Well i have a few piercings down there, one of them having a chain, usually i take it out but it was going so great i didnt think about it. That is until his tongue ring got caught in the chain!
So we both tried to untangle it, but it was stuck pretty good, and we had no luck. So i had no choice but to call one of my friends. She was busy with her children so she told me she would call another friend of ours...
Well, about 10 minutes later we hear the front door open and im just thinking "thank god!". Then here comes my friend Tommy prancing in my room. "Oh my fu*king stars Jess how did this happen?!" Needless to say my friend didnt tell him what he was coming over to help me with, and the guy i was with was not really expecting a guy to come and help him get his face out of my goods...
Well finally we get the damn thing un-tangled. Well i take it out and we continue with our business. By the next day, Tommy had told everyone what had happend... even my parents!
It was horrid
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Dj: That's just nastyDjThat's just nasty
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idk it i forgot my name!: well i mean its what you get!!!! your having sex with a guy you dont even f*cking know!! soo its you...idk it i forgot my name!well i mean its what you get!!!! your having sex with a guy you dont even f*cking know!! soo its your fault! he could have ads and sh*t but you know your too busy having sex with him!
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JadeOmg haha poor girl lmao lol
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...................: (+1) AT LEST TOMMYS A GOOD FRIEND...................AT LEST TOMMYS A GOOD FRIEND
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Anonymous
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FUCK OFF.: (-1) Anonymous, it says you have created a story that you're also a boy too! What the hell? Do you think ...FUCK OFF.Anonymous, it says you have created a story that you're also a boy too! What the hell? Do you think were stupid bitches? Fuck off of this site, you fucking creeper.
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Anonymous (+1) Anonymous is the default name if yu don;t choose a name!Anonymous
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Travis: (+1) haha sounds like u had an interesting night :)Travishaha sounds like u had an interesting night :)
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Anonymous : That's what you get for being a whore.AnonymousThat's what you get for being a whore.
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meme: (+1) omg I WOULDVE F*CKING KILLED HIM!!!!!...memeomg I WOULDVE F*CKING KILLED HIM!!!!!
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HE TOLD UR PARENTS!!!!! >:(
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Anonymous: IdiotAnonymousIdiot
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Anonymous: how dare u im goth u assholeAnonymoushow dare u im goth u asshole
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Darkness5000: LmfaoDarkness5000Lmfao
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lol duuhhh: EVERYBODY knows who robert smith is....lol duuhhhEVERYBODY knows who robert smith is.
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love his hair.
and i'm not even goth :P
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lmaoit would have sucked if u were cheating on a bf nd he came in and helped... or ur friend with kids came in and her kids were all like "mommy tht guy has a 'pee-pee' stuck to his tounge!"
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fapfapfap: fapedfapfapfapfaped
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Shurilane: haaaahhhaaaaaShurilanehaaaahhhaaaaa
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jenlol just be glad it wasn't yoru parents, hahaha
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rafmaster: wow.....rafmasterwow.....
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Annonomous: Gross.AnnonomousGross.
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Anonymous: you spelled friends wrongAnonymousyou spelled friends wrong
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Anonymousomg worst most embarrasing storie ive read poor girl
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Msbearr: Bet sorry yet LMAOMsbearrBet sorry yet LMAO
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Anonymouse (Yes, wit: (+1) You have a piercing down THERE?Anonymouse (Yes, witYou have a piercing down THERE?
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randomThis would be one of the funniest stories I've read on here, LOL
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Anonymous: Funny. But damn that must have sucked.AnonymousFunny. But damn that must have sucked.
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and what ....: i hope mike gets shot by a goth :)and what ....i hope mike gets shot by a goth :)
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Anonymous: Robert Smith, lead singer of the cure.AnonymousRobert Smith, lead singer of the cure.
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anonymous: haha...anonymoushaha
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moral of the story
dont pierce where the sun dont shine
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mememe: omh thats HILARIOUS!!!mememeomh thats HILARIOUS!!!
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lilly :): Goths are weird?...lilly :)Goths are weird?
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i mean having a chain on your vagina?
WEIRD OR WHAT?!
that is just wrong. :|
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jen: pretty horrible??jenpretty horrible??
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LolI'm so glad I'm not in your shoes.
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eekcan i lick yerr vagina
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KATSHIT THAT TELLS ME NEVER TO PUT A CHAIN ON MINES DAM GURL THAT IS CRAZY...
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sexy10suck a lolly, up!! wait u already did! and ure so so bad at it u got tangled , any good fucker could do it better than that !!!!!
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that girl: grossthat girlgross
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Anonymouswhy couldn't he just unscrew the ball on his barbell??
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mathew: damn that must of suckedmathewdamn that must of sucked
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SINGLE BUT WANTING &: I aGrEe wItH bIGfAtjErKSINGLE BUT WANTING &I aGrEe wItH bIGfAtjErK
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bob: badd!bobbadd!
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Anonymousewwwwwww......you get piercis in your privets i bet u even have them on your boobs!
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JustTheGirlThat's gross maybe next time u should take off the chains b4 u go clubbing
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Shaylayah the same thing totaly happend with me and my boyfriend tucker! but dont worry i just called up my bestfriend and when it was untagled we ened up in a 3 some best thing in my life!
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to mikey and mike: (-2) YALL ARE A BUNCH OF SADASS VIRGINS WHO NEED TO GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!to mikey and mikeYALL ARE A BUNCH OF SADASS VIRGINS WHO NEED TO GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!
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to "mike"you pathetic person. i can't believe you would think gothic people do that! well while we are STEREOTYPING PEOPLE, i think you sound like a virgin who gets off at the sex stories and sits on his fat butt on the computer all day. go jack off, jerk!
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mea chain? down there? and plastic clothing? i think you're more of a cheap slut than a goth...
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tracy: (+1) wow tommys an assholetracywow tommys an asshole
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To MikeMike, Goth's are the same as everyone else. They just dress in all black and listen to goth-music. You stop accusing them of being bitches, cuz they're not! Ass-hole!
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??y wud u have a pircing down there thats creepy nd disgusting ergh !!
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Vanessa: Lol, that's pretty... Ew.VanessaLol, that's pretty... Ew.
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bigfatjerk: in my opinion, only way it could have been worse is if it was your patrents that had to untangle ubigfatjerkin my opinion, only way it could have been worse is if it was your patrents that had to untangle u
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To MikeHey Mike, gothic people are just the same as everyone else, and are not any more violent. I think you are a total ass.
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AAAOh come on, ur not goth, u probably dont even know who robert smith is..
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Kayla: Plastic clothes?!?!KaylaPlastic clothes?!?!
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Snow: Tommy's a bitchSnowTommy's a bitch
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Danni Redhead: you go for gold......Danni Redheadyou go for gold...
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im also gothic and you go out dressed how u like...
ur an inspiration
and Mickey and Mike...
STOP WHINGING YOU SAD VIRGINS
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Danni Redhead: you go girl... be urself......Danni Redheadyou go girl... be urself...
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im also gothic and proud that u dont hide it
ur an inspiration
oh and mickey and mike... FUCK YOU SADASS VIRGINS!!!
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MikeI didn't know that goth girls went clubbing. I thought they were busy listening to Marilyn Manson or lighting dogs on fire.
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nixyThat is so from the movie the sweetest thing. Anyone seen it?hing.
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Scott McleanLaughed and laughed hard, sorry :) you've got my vote though!!!!!!!
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DelvinPoor blind f-er must have really been confused when he found he had caught a grouper with his tongue ring! I'm glad to see goths get laid too. Never knew that happened.
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MarisolTrue goths don't listen to marilyn manson dumbass. That would be the 11 year old wanna be goths. Anyway. That is horrid.
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Anonymouswhy did u just take out his tongue ring or your peircing?
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marilyn: thats so bullshit...marilynthats so bullshit
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and fat wet tongue would not get stuck in a tiny little chain.
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alexwhat the hell.. disgusting
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personI am with mike, I also didn't know that goth girls did that. I think that you should have taken his tongue ring out, and then removed it from the chain, that would seem like the logical course of action.
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sex in a what was it: your a slutsex in a what was ityour a slut
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specialkagent007: lol @ mike.specialkagent007lol @ mike.
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hmmmlmaoooooooo lmaoooooooooooo im laufhing in your face sorry but that was not safe sex lmao
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KAYLEEwow, and why did ''tommy'' tell your parent's?
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Anonymousmaybe that will teach you not to be a slut i hope you get a disease
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Justin Frederick Nun: I killed goths two dyas ago...Springfield, Montana...Wesmond Drive...dark, tall...old factory...peni...Justin Frederick NunI killed goths two dyas ago...Springfield, Montana...Wesmond Drive...dark, tall...old factory...penis...blood...to drink...
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Anonymousi agree with whoever mike is. and goths are wanabes.
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KellyThat is so sick..... who would want to touch you? Not to be mean but you dont pierce yourself down there!You disgust me......
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KellyYour gross! Have fucking peircings in your pussy..... NO you just dont do that
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rå¢hêlIm A Goth And Ya I Do Normal Things Like You Mike I Just Wear Black Clothes And The Lighting Dogs On Fire, Rolf
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Analiyou freak, you call yourself goth. Bi*ch!!!and h*re!!
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Marc: (+1) Lying little whore. I hate Stephen Butler.MarcLying little whore. I hate Stephen Butler.
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Anonymous: slut.Anonymousslut.
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Someoneomg..why would you let someone just do that to you that you just met? wow...and I thought I was a slut....but I was wrong
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Message to Mike: Not all goths do that. Im a goth and im happy :)Message to MikeNot all goths do that. Im a goth and im happy :)
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bambathat was so disgusting u r nasty and with a guy u just met!
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Anonymouswitches...... that's what you get for being nasty hoe witches.
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embar ASS ing: well you made feel feel better about my life. thanksembar ASS ingwell you made feel feel better about my life. thanks
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dikhead: ur jokes r 2 longdikheadur jokes r 2 long
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anonymous: Great point mikeanonymousGreat point mike
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MaxSo you guys kinda did it? he licked your thing?
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MaxSo it is fun to do things like that...very fun laugh out loud
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anonymousThats a great story!!! Hopefully next time you will take out the chain before you get it on. OH and a word of advice to spare any other guy the embarrassment~~ WARN the guy about the metal down there next time you do anything. LOL
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Ko that would b so embarresing!
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BificusUh didn't you both think of un screwing his tounge ring!?! DUH
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wildchilddorie: what ever happened happen no reason to be embarrased..shit happens then you go on..no biggywildchilddoriewhat ever happened happen no reason to be embarrased..shit happens then you go on..no biggy
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Rob Roy: Ain't life a joke ?Rob RoyAin't life a joke ?
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Desta: LOLHEYGUYLOLDestaLOLHEYGUYLOL
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julieoh my god that is embarrassing. next time you make sure that u take it out.
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T: AwkwardTAwkward
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stt: story suckssttstory sucks
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dani think tommy should have kept is big mouth shut.
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AnonymousTAke off the hardwear before you screw or eat it out. Dumb shit.
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VicCall me next time, I'm always willing to help. LOL
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JasmineDont see what the whole being a "gothic female" has to do woth the story but w/e. I think this story is repulsive, thats all I have to say.
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youraskanck: Good grief.....youraskanckGood grief.....
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ndn_chickThats funny . . . I was thinking about getting mine pierced but now I think I'll reconsider. I'm just glad I read your experience. best of luck to you next time you try to get your freak on!!!
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kneetoeyeah i like to go announce to the public that i go out to clubs just so i can bag me a guy to come home with and get our love rings engaged and have someone come over and see my stuff and junk hanging out with a guy attached to it,,um...yeah that's what i'd be proud to tell all...............grow up!
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Anonymous: hahahahahaha....you deserve itAnonymoushahahahahaha....you deserve it
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Anonymousgreat!!!I'D STAY TANGLED FOREVER....BUT THE PARENTS KNOWING ,TOOO MUCH..TOM MUSTENT LIKE HER TO MUCH ANYMORE.....HES MISSINMG A GOOD THING.
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claydumb ass take the tongue ring out of your tongue then untangle the chain.
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Rachel Moss: oh my fucking god.. the sae thing happened to me but it was worse.. it WAS my mom that came running ...Rachel Mossoh my fucking god.. the sae thing happened to me but it was worse.. it WAS my mom that came running to the door.. my friend lacey called her and told her it was an emergancy!!! it was soo damn emberassing and now she wont let me live itdown!!!
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Fred HuffmanPoor thing I'm just glad it didn't happen to me I would never live it down!!
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joey: nice story kid.joeynice story kid.
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vampirvixen069what would have been embarasing is if your mom,dad,sis or brother came in.
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this way you should have had tommy join you.not emarasing at all.
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angeloh my fuckin gosh! i would be to shame to call a friend...
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Sara Smith: that's the most stupid and disgusting story ever. Nobody wants to hear about that kind of story. mor...Sara Smiththat's the most stupid and disgusting story ever. Nobody wants to hear about that kind of story. morons.
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EvelynNow here's a story you don't hear everyday. Enjoy.
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MauriceLet this be a lesson to you before you start fucking
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omg..You and Julz are such posers. o.O
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JimmyYou are fucking retarted, gothic female? Rofl.
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Posers nowadays.. lmao! I bet you cut and the world sucks, too?
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daomengothic girls go clubbing? that's horrid too!
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binkyb: (-3) I don't think you should be proud of being gothic. You gotta be realistic and know that you'll suffe...binkybI don't think you should be proud of being gothic. You gotta be realistic and know that you'll suffer as much as the devil if you don't change. I wish you luck!!
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KatHAHAHA. thats way too embarassing
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dog: (-1) thats what you get for being a whoredogthats what you get for being a whore
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xXChristyXx -(MCR RO: Gothic pride!;P Wow that must've been embarrassing wen Tommy told ur parents!=0xXChristyXx -(MCR ROGothic pride!;P Wow that must've been embarrassing wen Tommy told ur parents!=0
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Satan"Gothic Female?" That means fat, doesn't it?
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meeeeenow this story is something for the grandkids!! thanks for sharing it!
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Mickey #2Funny but didn't a very similar thing happen in that movie "The Sweetest Thing" ? with cameron diaz and christina applegate? And what is he doing talking to your parents about going down on you?
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Liquid LarryHe told everybody? That wasn't very gentlmanly. What was he 16?
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Richard Inya: Can I be next?Richard InyaCan I be next?
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luvbunny: ur weird o0luvbunnyur weird o0
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Thunder Proof: What a novel concept! A twenty-five year-old gothic female worried about the parents finding out. To...Thunder ProofWhat a novel concept! A twenty-five year-old gothic female worried about the parents finding out. Too funny. As a fervent muff diver, I can only imagine how embarrassing that must have been. And shame on Tattle Tale Tommy!
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katfunny shit that must have sucked...and wtf is wrong with being goth and listening to marilyn people sterotype tooo much about us "goths" but funny ass story
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AlexLighting dogs on fire?! What the hell are you thinking Mike?
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Zakgothic ppl are gay...they dont get guys to eat them out so ur full of sh*t u were prolly like dreamin it in that f*cked up head u chiks have...
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TommyHey jess, I want to break up with you.. Oh wait.. You already have new boyfriend. That night was awesome Love you, Tommy
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the demonlol i am a gothic female lol posuer posuer posuer
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Anonymous: goth people give me nightmaresAnonymousgoth people give me nightmares
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NGOTHIC ALL THE WAY!!! didnt something like that happen in the sweetest thing? kick ass story!!!
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Anonymous: not embarressing i would have loved two guys staring at me nude especialy if i had big boobsAnonymousnot embarressing i would have loved two guys staring at me nude especialy if i had big boobs
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LindseyWhore. You didn't even know that guy.
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Anonymoushaha mike ur funny that story was lame whos cares?
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Amanda: OOO, that sucks ass, literally!AmandaOOO, that sucks ass, literally!
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MattCough
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Cough cough gosh I mustta caught a cold
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MickeyThat was some funny stuff, thats to show you not to be a hoe. (nasty)
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MikeI didn't know that goth girls went clubbing. I thought they were busy listening to Marilyn Manson or lighting dogs on fire.
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Julzwhat a lovely story..... i feel so sorry for that lass but it sure was entertaining i also am a gothic female and i want 2 say im proud for this girl for stating so. keep up the good work ;)
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