At least cover it up!

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In fifth grade, my doctor was a parent of one of my classmates, a girl named Cindy who was always bothering me.

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical after school one day and Cindy was waiting in the lobby. I went into her mom's office to do my check-up, and eventually i had to drop my pants for the embarrassing part. I had been playing football in the mud that day, and unfortunately, the doctor thought the mud that had gotten on my undies was "skidmarks". The doctor had this brilliant idea to get me a clean pair of undies for me, stupidly enough though she sent Cindy. When Cindy got to the room, she walked in without warning only to see my underdeveloped package, and giving me only a second to cover it up. She had a good laugh, then said, "Here, next time I'll get you a diaper to poop in, baby!"

She ended up telling the whole school how small my thing was and how I supposedly had an accident in my pants.

How embarrassing!