Hogtied with no help

Sex

I was 21 at the time and I was out clubbing. I went to this one club and I drank just a little too much, okay A LOT! Anyway I met this super hot guy, let's call him Bob. I invited Bob over to my place, an apartment. We started to kiss, and I gave him a kiss on his privates and then we went to the bedroom.. I gave him some rope I had, i like that soort of thing, and he tied me up to the bed and we got our groove on. We then fell asleep together. When I woke up i was tied still and "Bob" was gone. I tried to get up but I couldn't. So the only thing I could do was yell, "Help!" I managed to push the police button on our phone. The police came and saw me in the bare. As they walked out I heard one of them said that was the strangest thing he had ever seen. And it just so happened one of the cops asked me out on a date and now we are married, and he always unties me.