The King of Cool falls flat!

From: MajorMadness


Yeah. I'm back. Anyway, I was at a junior high dance when I was in the 7th grade and everyone was parted right down the middle. Girls on one side, dudes on the other. I figured, me being the King of Cool, I'd save the dance, like in every made-for-Disney-Channel-Movie.

I started across the dancefloor, some guys fllowing me. Cue the slow-mo. I start walking to Jade Mouton. Jade had...huge...endowments. I figured I'd aim high. I asked if she'd like to dance.

"No, Luke. I really wouldn't."

the needle scratched the vynal record the DJ was playing and the music stopped. Everyone then started laughing histarically.

Embarrassing as bitter-sweet-hell

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