Tent pole!

Sex

Last summer, me and my gurlfriend decided to take a camping trip. It was a really cold night and we were sitting on a picnic table making out... Things started getting a bit crazy and the next thing I know im lying on the table and shes on top of me makin out. Unfortunately, being so cold, shrinkage starts to kick in..when she started to go down my pants I had to stop her, and being too embarrassed to tell her what was goin on, I told her that I am uncomfortable doing it on the table - instead we should go into the tent. She agreed and I thought I was safe, until...

So we were there making out in the tent and we got into sex, So we start getting really physical. Then I guess I was going too hard or something but she kicks her leg out and knocks out one of our tent poles fall down. Now theres a big crash and our whole tent falls down. I dunno if it was just bad timing, but the park ranger just happened to be passing by our tent. So he gets outta his truck and starts helping us up. He goes through the tent only to find me naked, and then he points the light on my girlfriend and sees that her face is completely white because I ejaculated on her. He didn't even say anything else but he just walked away and got back into his car and drove away.

We woke up the next day to see about 50 people standing outside laughing at us. I was so embarrassed.