Drunk at Work
From: Anonymous
At 16, I got drunk very easily, and when I was working in a hotel, the guests used to leave alcohol outside their room that they didn't want. I thought it would be a good idea to down the pints left outside...bad idea!
I was so drunk I dropped a massive bowl of curry down the corridor, just left it, dropped a tray of glasses, a bowl of salad in the lift, a big jug of milk and tea and basically anything else I was carrying, all while crashing around with this big hotel trolley breaking everything in sight...
The maid followed the trail of destruction to me and screamed at me that I'd better clean it up (and called me a "walking disaster of a student!") but the curry I'd dropped absolutely STUNK and I didn't want to touch the stuff, so I got the hoover and vacuumed the whole thing up...along with a bowl of rice krispies I dropped...needless to say I busted the hoover, I'm at college now and I still break stuff everywhere...
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hollisterchick: i work at hollister and im drinking 4 lokos right now before work :D I hate workhollisterchicki work at hollister and im drinking 4 lokos right now before work :D I hate work
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elefante: HAHAHA ROFL!!elefanteHAHAHA ROFL!!
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anonymouslol sounds like me, only, I lose stuff, like my keys, which i lost like 3 times and my wallet, amongst other things. some things you just cant help being stupid about !!!
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Anonymous: wtf does that have to do with sex?Anonymouswtf does that have to do with sex?
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hotelporter: I basically drink for free in the hotel I work in in a bar that has no cameras and i am drunk right ...hotelporterI basically drink for free in the hotel I work in in a bar that has no cameras and i am drunk right now typing this so kudos hahahahhaahah
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Anonymous: hahahAnonymoushahah
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Anonymous: how irresponsible and gross.Anonymoushow irresponsible and gross.
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drunkim drfunk atm ani tink being drunk is graeatg n i think ur great an hat we sjohdle meet up an habe sex an im hiping my friend doesnt have sex with the wrong guy tojinitnh cops theres tshis guy who wants her but h e kissed another girl an shews angry so shes like flirting wiht soeevetyone else but she acutlaly wants thisother guyh ab i hoee she doenst have sex wth the wrntg tuy!
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~*~eMiLy~*~: seriously.....that has got to be the FUNNIEST thing i have EVER read. just picturing it in the back ...~*~eMiLy~*~seriously.....that has got to be the FUNNIEST thing i have EVER read. just picturing it in the back of my head CRACKS ME UP@@!!!
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A Nonny Mouse: And whose fault was all this? And underage at that?A Nonny MouseAnd whose fault was all this? And underage at that?
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