Dog shi- dillema

School

A couple days ago, before school one morning, I had to take my dog Ginger out to go to the bathroom. Now Ginger is a BIG dog, which means BIG crap. So I take her back inside, and a drive to school. And when I finally get to my class, which I was late for, I take my usual seat next to my best friend Desera.

A few minutes into the class, Desera pokes me and asks, "Do you smell that?"

I look at her, "Smell what?" I then look down to see dog-crap ALL over my shoe! With tracks leading to my seat. And as if on cue, everyone notices, the teacher stops his lecture, and they all start poining and laughing their heads off! With Desera not helping much...

After that I sprang out of my seat, and ran down the hall towards the bathroom. And when I make it to the bathroom, I wiped it off with a paper towel, wash my hands, and walk back to class. But when I get back in, people start to snicker, and once again I look down, and I see that the paper towel that I wiped it off with was stuck on my shoe!! Once again they went through the laughing cycle, where I sunk down in my seat in total embarrassment.

Moral: Check your shoes before you go to school... if you don't, you may regret it!