Very Bad Luck

Sex

Once, my boyfriend (now my husband) and I were really in the mood for "you know what"....so we started going at it - My mom (who I was living with) was out and said she wouldn't be back for awhile. We're really getting into it with the moaning and everything and i see my mother pull in the driveway.... so we hurry and get cleaned up but i didnt put any underwear on and i guess my boyfriend forgot to zip up his pants without his boxers on!!!! We go down to politely help my mother with the grocery's and neither my boyfriend or I noticed but my mother surely did!!!! She looked down and says "OH WOW IS THAT IT!!!" My boyfriend and I were both mortified....it took us awhile to get over it he wouldn't even look at my mother for months after.

Now we're happily married and my mother still brings that up to tease us!