Going for gold!

Sex

I live with my boyfriend and his family. We're all pretty considerate of each other's privacy because we live in a small house. We always knock before entering any room. Well, one morning my boyfriend and I were getting a little bit frisky, and one thing led to another and I was up on all fours. We were being quiet. So quiet in fact, that his dad must've thought we were still sleeping, because it was pretty early in the morning. He needed something in our room and didn't want to knock and wake us up. So, he just opened the door and there we were in all our passionate glory, me on hands and knees and him up behind me! He ducked and grabbed the blanket leaving me all exposed and ducking under nothing! I think his dad was embarrassed too because all he said was "Oh sorry!" and backed out.

Later we approached him about it, still laughing. He just apologized again and said, to top off the horribly embarrassing experience, "I'm sorry. I thought you guys were asleep. I didn't know you'd be up already, going for the gold!"