Dont be so obvious
Sex
Me and my boyfriend were in my room and things started heating up...So i took off my shorts and panties. About that time my mother started coming down the hallway. My b/f jumped off the bed and i like dove behind the bed. My mom came in and asked "whats going on? - what are you doing behind the bed?!". I told her i was looking at the light socket!
She told me "If you're planning on getting away with something like that not to be so obvious next time"...oops! :)