Not paying attention..

Family

Once my 5 year old cousin who speaks only french was sitting in my lap. Me and his bilingual sister and her cute friend (both were my age) were sitting there watching tv. I don't really understand french so everytime my cousin finished talking I would say "oui" which is french for yes.

After awhile he asks me something and not really paying attention I say oui like I always do. I knew I shouldn't have done that when my bilingual cousin and her friend both broke out into huge smiles. Just then my 5 year old cousin who was sitting in my lap let out the biggest fart ever right on me.

When they finished laughing my bilingual cousin told me that my younger cosuin had asked in french "can I fart on you?". Never pretend to know a language you don't!
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