The Naked Climber

School

At school I'd just had football. When I was in the showers someone stole my clothes - As I came out the shower I saw him running out the door with them...

Forgetting I was naked I ran out the door, I couldn't see him or my clothes anywhere. Some girls were laughing at me - I realised I was naked and my face went bright red. I turned to the door and pushed it, but the other boys were pushing it shut, and I knew they weren't about to give up. I covered myself with my hands when I saw my clothes outside on a football post. I went outside. My towel was on the floor so I put that around my waist then I started climbing the pole. I was about to grab my clothes when a gust of wind blew my towel off and my clothes fell off too. I was hanging there naked, too high up to jump down. I climbed down the pole and pulled my clothes on.

It was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me.