A Depressing Saturday

From: Anonymous


Well, on Saturday I was roped into going to yet another family get-together on my wife's side, and once again the gut-wrenching ordeal has left me feeling humiliated and depressed even today as I write this. It's not that I don't get along with my wife's side of the family. I do, in fact, like them. They're all very nice - Everyone, that is, except for my c**t-bitch sister-in-law Kathy who I can't stand to be around.

My distain for Kathy goes back to the summer of '97. One day I got into an argument with her over some family issues. It got pretty heated. Anyway, at one point during the argument Kathy became afraid that I was getting ready to hit her or something. However, before I even did anything, she just hauled off and kneed me right in the balls as hard as she could. Her kick messed me up pretty bad, and I was in a lot of pain, so I ended up having to go to the hospital to have my balls checked.

The stupid bitch actually did something to me that created $5,000 in unnecessary medical bills just to prevent a beating that was never going to happen! Looking back on the fiasco, I still can't decide which was more embarrassing :

A) allowing myself to get kneed by Kathy
B) the weird looks that I got from the hospital nurses after I told them how it happened!

However, at the time I was damned thankful to have just survived this disaster with my manhood still in one piece!

Nevertheless, Kathy's a big girl. She's about my size - 5' 10' and 160lbs and she's taken karate. She's also been working out since before my wife and I even met. As a result, her thighs have gotten quite huge over the years and, as I found out, damn powerful! That's why Kathy was able to mess me up so bad! I kid you not when I tell you that Kathy kneed me in the balls so hard that I was still in pain and walking funny three weeks after the incident happened! She kicked the sh*t out of me and it was the most miserable experience of my life!

Ever since my ill-fated encounter with Kathy's right knee I've often fantasized about the possibility of punching her lights out! Although, realistically I'd never even try -- simply because I'm not a violent person and because I've already accepted her many sincere apologies. So unfortunately revenge isn't even an option. However, the thing that pisses me off the most right now is just knowing that Kathy would probably kick my ass if I ever really started anything with her.

The fact is, I've been a couch potato while Kathy has been working out all this time. Unfortunately, I blew my back out when I was twenty and I haven't been able to lift weights since then. In fact, my back was absolutely killing me for a month after the last time I tried to put 70lbs over my head. Not only that but I've also taken karate for a year just to find out that I couldn't kick my way out of a paper bag. So in a fair fight, who am I really supposed to think would win? Me or Kathy?

She'd probably kill me!

Because of all of this, Kathy's the only women I've ever known that can actually make me doubt my own masculinity just by her being there.

If you're still wondering why I wanted to avoid that gathering then try these two on for size:

At one of our gatherings a few years ago, Robin's little daughter came up to me and said, "My mommy told me that Aunt Kathy kicked you in the balls and you cried! Hahahaha'"
How am I supposed to feel after hearing that?

Then, later on my wife told me that whenever Kathy calls she always asks, 'and how's numb-nuts been treating you?' I can only imagine some of the degrading things that Kathy's probably said about me in front of all her other relatives?

Those are some of the reasons why I just wanted to evaporate on Saturday when Kathy arrived! From that moment on I felt as though everyone was laughing at me. My ego is in total shambles right now, and I've been feeling like a complete zero since Saturday afternoon just from the emotional strain of having been put in a position to be reminded of all this garbage! It's so embarrassing!

Go ahead and laugh if you want to, because I can't change any of it.....

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  • AJ

    1

    Problem (other than vibes you might give off somehow "allowing" this - sorry but it's what I'm thinking) is you couple of men accepting their apologies for a deliberate act that you bath have affecting you ther entirety of your remaining days on earth. You must face that you have been sexually assaulted. Severely. Just because it doesn't involve darkness and screams, etc., please don't delude yourselves by playing along with society or them. Use your common sense. That was so terrible. Would you allow a male rapist to just apologize? Sure, after his capture, or beat-down, incarceration, perhaps forgiveness is in order. But all of those women's days they won't get "better." Either go to the law or unprovoked seriously hurt them for 3 weeks and tell the judge for a change why. It was building and building and she needed the same or I couldn't live normally. Why not go to court - no laws sufficiently repair a hurt groin or redeem the attacker (just like rape).
    • author of the story

      2

      × You make a good observation here. Although I didn't realize it when I wrote this story, since then I've done some research and it quickly became obvious to me that I was actually sexually assaulted and that I'm also suffering from long term PTSD. In fact, after rereading my account of this incident I can see that my wording is laced with the trappings of a "sexual assault victim".

      Also, I could never go to the law over this matter for some of the same reasons that female rape victim refuses to press charges against her rapist. I just can't stand the thought of reliving this humiliation in a public setting for a bunch of strangers who'll be looking for reasons why I brought it upon myself.
  • Ashley

    -2

    KK so first I felt for you dude. That wasn't right of her. But I stopping caring and feeling sorry for you after you typed:''Because of all of this, Kathy's the only women I've ever known that can actually make me doubt my own masculinity just by her being there.'' And I almost hated you after you insulted her be saying this: ''Nevertheless, Kathy's a big girl.'' And this: ''She's about 5' 10' and 160lbs'' What's your prob. dude? I see you didn't put your name on this story but you sure put her's a lot. This is the internet dude! Now the whole world knows about a women named Kathy's height,weight, and activity for karate. I doubt you asked her if all this was ok. What is some crazy person looks her up or tries to stalk her?! They might be upset what she did to you and hurt her worse than she did you! What I would do is delete this right away. And please do the same or at least take off some of her information. Thanks, Ashely.
  • The author of the st

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    I posted this story over six years ago and I’m surprised to see that it’s still being read and even commented on. I’d like to thank everyone for their kind, and sometimes not so kind, feedback.

    On 2/9/10 AJ said, “ You must face that you have been sexually assaulted. Severely.”, and that’s the same conclusion that I’ve come to realize. Although I wasn’t aware of it at the time I wrote this story, I now know that I’ve been suffering from a case of post traumatic stress disorder that just won’t quit. That’s why my wording of this story reeks of schizophrenia.

    I wrote this story several days after the family gathering. At the time, I was so upset by Kathy’s high and mighty “I am strong, I’m invincible, I am women.” airs that I just felt the need to hit the bottle hard and get it all off of my chest. I couldn’t have written any of this stuff if I were actually sober.

    For those who suggested that I need to get revenge, I’m happy to report that justice has been served and I didn’t even have to lift a finger.

    About four years ago Kathy started dating this 240 pound roid-head. The big gorilla was built like a middle linebacker and he was juicing like their was no tomorrow. He was also a raving lunatic. The guy’s friends warned her about how dangerous this guy was but Kathy didn’t listen.

    Anyway, the results were quite predictable. One night the roid-head beat Kathy within an inch of her life and then he picked her up and threw her across the room! Kathy ended up in the hospital with a bruised and bloodied face along with a broken arm. When I heard the news I just laughed! Although I now have the satisfaction of knowing that Kathy finally got her just deserts, it really doesn’t change my situation at all. Nevertheless, it’s nice to see that their still is some justice in this world.

    Life goes on, I guess………..
  • lily

    -2

    welcome to the 21st century, pal!
    Girls are no longer going to put up with being regarded as inferior to men. You may be bigger and stronger than us, but these days every girl knows that hanging between your legs is a thin sac of skin containing two exqisitely sensitive organs, the slightest blow or squeeze to which will incapacitate you. We love the empowerment this knowledge brings: that we can cause you sickening pain at the very heart of your sexual being, and that the very organs that give you your physical advantages are also your greatest weakness.
    Finally we are free from male oppression from now on!
  • tam

    -1

    dude, i feel for ya, but dammit, grow a pair and be a fucking man! stand up to this bitch... you said she was as big as you right? well thats not really a very redeeming quality in woman (looks-wise). you also say she says degrading things about you, so why not hit her back with words? seriously, in my opinion, you can beat someone down with your words just as well as you can with your fists, if you know the right things to say... she humiliates you, so go fucking humiliate her back!
  • Roy

    1

    Physical assault inflicting pain, whether by man or woman is domestic assault and a crime.
    It is also a sign they probably do violent things to other people and or pets. There is no excuse for adults to behave this way.
    They need therapy. And Kathy the sister in law in the story should have had to pay all your medical bills or spend some time in jail.
  • annoying

    0

    medical bills just to prevent a beating that was never going to happen! Looking back on the fiasco, I still can’t decide which was more embarrassing :

    A) allowing myself to get kneed by Kathy
    B) the weird looks that I got from the hospital nurses after I told them how it happened!

    However, at the time I was damned thankful to have just survived this disaster with my manhood still in one piece!

    Nevertheless, Kathy’s a big girl. She’s about my size - 5’ 10? and 160lbs and she’s taken karate. She’s also been working out since before my wife and I even met. As a result, her thighs have gotten quite huge over the years and, as I found out, damn powerful! That’s why Kathy was able to mess me up so bad! I kid you not when I tell you that Kathy kneed me in the balls so hard that I was still in pain and walking funny three weeks after the incident happened! She kicked the sh*t out of me and it was the most miserable experience of my life!

    Ever since my ill-fated encounter with Kathy’s right knee I’ve often fantasized about the possibility of punching her lights out! Although, realistically I’d never even try -- simply because I’m not a violent person and because I’ve already accepted her many sincere apologies. So unfortunately revenge isn’t even an option. However, the thing that pisses me off the most right now is just knowing that Kathy would probably kick my ass if I ever really started anything with her.

    The fact is, I’ve been a couch potato while Kathy has been working out all this time. Unfortunately, I blew my back out when I was twenty and I haven’t been able to lift weights since then. In fact, my back was absolutely killing me for a month after the last time I tried to put 70lbs over my head. Not only that but I've also taken karate for a year just to find out that I couldn’t kick my way out of a paper bag. So in a fair fight, who am I really supposed to think would win? Me or Kathy?

    She'd probably kill me!

    Because of all of this, Kathy’s the only women I’ve ever known that can actually make me doubt my own masculinity just by her being there.

    If you‘re still wondering why I wanted to avoid that gathering then try these two on for size:

    At one of our gatherings a few years ago, Robin’s little daughter came up to me and said, "My mommy told me that Aunt Kathy kicked you in the balls and you cried! Hahahaha’"
    How am I supposed to feel after hearing that?

    Then, later on my wife told me that whenever Kathy calls she always asks, “and how’s numb-nuts been treating you?? I can only imagine some of the degrading things that Kathy’s probably said about me in front of all her other relatives?

    Those are some of the reasons why I just wanted to evaporate on Saturday when Kathy arrived! From that moment on I felt as though everyone was laughing at me. My ego is in total shambles right now, and I’ve been feeling like a complete zero since Saturday afternoon just from the emotional strain of having been put in a position to be reminded of all this garbage! It’s so embarrassing!

    Go ahead and laugh if you want to, because I can’t change any of it.....



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    FROM : nerd of the north (2007-02-05 @ 23:46:08)
    Accept your inferiority in combat. It is nothing to be ashamed of. I'm not saying anybody of either sex has a right to assault you. However, it is a basic fact of life that those women who are willing to take advantage of a man's vulnerability "down there" are capable of subduing men who aren't martial-arts experts.

    Ever heard of a Chinese noblewoman named Wing Chun from 200 years ago? The best male fighters of her day couldn't touch her, despite the fact that she was half their size. Mind you, they didn't have all sorts of rules back then about what body parts are "legal" targets for attack.

    So how could a woman be the best hand-to-hand fighter of her day? Think about it for a second. Women only have to give top-priority to defending one area of their body: the head and neck area. This area is positioned right where the arms connect to the torso, and so a focused defense of this single area is going to be difficult to penetrate. A man has two totally different areas, seperated about three feet from each other, both of which must be very carefully guarded against even light blows, if he wants to continue fighting. Defending two seperate areas is more than twice as hard as defending one. This is especially true given that your groin is near the end of the range that your arms can defend without needing to hunch forward (which presents your face as a nice target) and if your adversary has gotten close into you, you can't even really see the area down there, and so intercepting a knee that you can't even see is pretty difficult.

    Next time you're in the dojo, try sparring with a good foul-proof cup, and allow your sparring partner to target your groin (lightly, please!) Award three points for each time your opponent lands an attack on your groin guard (and that's probably being too conservative). If you aren't allowed the same privilege against your opponent (such as would make logical sense if your opponent were a woman), you won't stand a chance against anyone at the same belt level as you. This is because your whole strategy of fighting has to be contorted so as to defend against a whole new range of attacks that are normally considered "illegal". However, in a real fight, nothing is "illegal", and if you come up against a woman who is willing to fight dirty, she'll probably kick your ass.

    Unfortunately, most American women are too scared to even try to defend themselves. They've been brainwashed to believe that they can't beat a man in a fight, and that's why women usually lose in fights against your local neighborhood mugger. If they only realized that they are at least as capable of fighting as men are, despite their smaller size and lesser strength, statistics for rape would go down quite a bit. In Japan, rape occurs at 1/20'th of the rate in the U.S., and part of the reason is that Japanese girls are taught how to defend themselves, and so men have respect for their fighting capabilities, and think twice or three times before trying something on them.

    So there is no reason to be ashamed, as a man, of being beaten up by a woman. If she's fighting "dirty" (two-pronged attack to the face/eyes/throat and the testicles) and aggressively, then you're probably better off trying to run away from her.

    However, women should be aware that attacking a man is a crime and could, at least in theory, lead to prosecution. Also, groin attacks are not a joking matter. Chinese martial arts has traditionally classified the testicles as a potentially fatal strike point. Although ruptures are unusual, they do sometimes occur even with only moderately hard blows. Aside from causing some of the worst pain that it is possible for a human to feel, a ruptured testicle has a good chance of being fatal without medical intervention. In the case of elderly men, an otherwise non-injurious kick in the junk has a significant likelyhood of causing his heart to stop. This is because the testicles are connected to the nervous system in a way that causes pain from them to interfere with your body's most basic functions when they are struck. This is why, the pain aside, the knee in the groin is such a devastating move, and why it renders you unable to move or even breath and sometimes makes you ill and weak for hours or even days after the blow.

    So women, PLEEEEEASE don't do that to a man unless he's attacking you. It's not funny. How hard do you think you would be laughing if you ended up sending him to the emergency room or even the morgue?

    FROM : ray (2006-11-06 @ 19:47:06)
    Hey, man, don't feel too bad,I've been dropped a few times by various ladies,they always wait 'till I'm not looking , then smash my balls to pulp.there is no reason to feel inferior unless you actually seen it coming.these wemen who do this type of thing to guys deserve the same.I had a similar incident to yours when I got in a argument with my wife, I wasn't fired up or anything and she knows that I'd never hurt her,and I called her a name (nothing terrible) and she grabbed my balls and squeezed the living fuck out of them, yanked them down hard,then gave me a shot in the head on my way down.I couldn't sleep that night,and it was about 3-4 days before I felt better and another two weeks before all the pain was gone. Unfortunatly,there is cruel bitches out there that get away with this shit.

    FROM : Brittany (2006-04-23 @ 10:23:02)
    something like that happened to somebody i know. In my foods 10 class my friend Aleashia needed to get passed a guy in our kitchen and she accidently kneed him in the nuts. I'll never forget the incident.

    FROM : Alex (2004-10-17 @ 23:52:36)
    Know how you feel mate!

    When i started going out with my girlfriend, her best friend, Jane, took an immediate dislike to me, obviously threatened by how close i got to her friend.

    Eventualy i was in my girlfriend's flat and Jane came around. Afew hours later we got into an argument, but i would never have it her (or any women for that matter). Anyhow, all of a sudden she just came up to me and drove her knee into my nuts. Ouch! I recovered in about half an hour and she said sorry about a million times after, but still, whenever i see Jane, i make sure i NEVER do anything to provoke her!



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  • nerd of the north

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    Accept your inferiority in combat. It is nothing to be ashamed of. I'm not saying anybody of either sex has a right to assault you. However, it is a basic fact of life that those women who are willing to take advantage of a man's vulnerability "down there" are capable of subduing men who aren't martial-arts experts.

    Ever heard of a Chinese noblewoman named Wing Chun from 200 years ago? The best male fighters of her day couldn't touch her, despite the fact that she was half their size. Mind you, they didn't have all sorts of rules back then about what body parts are "legal" targets for attack.

    So how could a woman be the best hand-to-hand fighter of her day? Think about it for a second. Women only have to give top-priority to defending one area of their body: the head and neck area. This area is positioned right where the arms connect to the torso, and so a focused defense of this single area is going to be difficult to penetrate. A man has two totally different areas, seperated about three feet from each other, both of which must be very carefully guarded against even light blows, if he wants to continue fighting. Defending two seperate areas is more than twice as hard as defending one. This is especially true given that your groin is near the end of the range that your arms can defend without needing to hunch forward (which presents your face as a nice target) and if your adversary has gotten close into you, you can't even really see the area down there, and so intercepting a knee that you can't even see is pretty difficult.

    Next time you're in the dojo, try sparring with a good foul-proof cup, and allow your sparring partner to target your groin (lightly, please!) Award three points for each time your opponent lands an attack on your groin guard (and that's probably being too conservative). If you aren't allowed the same privilege against your opponent (such as would make logical sense if your opponent were a woman), you won't stand a chance against anyone at the same belt level as you. This is because your whole strategy of fighting has to be contorted so as to defend against a whole new range of attacks that are normally considered "illegal". However, in a real fight, nothing is "illegal", and if you come up against a woman who is willing to fight dirty, she'll probably kick your ass.

    Unfortunately, most American women are too scared to even try to defend themselves. They've been brainwashed to believe that they can't beat a man in a fight, and that's why women usually lose in fights against your local neighborhood mugger. If they only realized that they are at least as capable of fighting as men are, despite their smaller size and lesser strength, statistics for rape would go down quite a bit. In Japan, rape occurs at 1/20'th of the rate in the U.S., and part of the reason is that Japanese girls are taught how to defend themselves, and so men have respect for their fighting capabilities, and think twice or three times before trying something on them.

    So there is no reason to be ashamed, as a man, of being beaten up by a woman. If she's fighting "dirty" (two-pronged attack to the face/eyes/throat and the testicles) and aggressively, then you're probably better off trying to run away from her.

    However, women should be aware that attacking a man is a crime and could, at least in theory, lead to prosecution. Also, groin attacks are not a joking matter. Chinese martial arts has traditionally classified the testicles as a potentially fatal strike point. Although ruptures are unusual, they do sometimes occur even with only moderately hard blows. Aside from causing some of the worst pain that it is possible for a human to feel, a ruptured testicle has a good chance of being fatal without medical intervention. In the case of elderly men, an otherwise non-injurious kick in the junk has a significant likelyhood of causing his heart to stop. This is because the testicles are connected to the nervous system in a way that causes pain from them to interfere with your body's most basic functions when they are struck. This is why, the pain aside, the knee in the groin is such a devastating move, and why it renders you unable to move or even breath and sometimes makes you ill and weak for hours or even days after the blow.

    So women, PLEEEEEASE don't do that to a man unless he's attacking you. It's not funny. How hard do you think you would be laughing if you ended up sending him to the emergency room or even the morgue?
  • ray

    0

    Hey, man, don't feel too bad,I've been dropped a few times by various ladies,they always wait 'till I'm not looking , then smash my balls to pulp.there is no reason to feel inferior unless you actually seen it coming.these wemen who do this type of thing to guys deserve the same.I had a similar incident to yours when I got in a argument with my wife, I wasn't fired up or anything and she knows that I'd never hurt her,and I called her a name (nothing terrible) and she grabbed my balls and squeezed the living fuck out of them, yanked them down hard,then gave me a shot in the head on my way down.I couldn't sleep that night,and it was about 3-4 days before I felt better and another two weeks before all the pain was gone. Unfortunatly,there is cruel bitches out there that get away with this shit.
  • Anonymous

    0

    Wow. You know I have NO sympathy for you; you are obviously uneducated, and deserve everything you get from women. HOW can you sit there and have a bit complain about someone you don't like....GET OVER IT MATE. I mean,seriously!

    I IMMEDIATELY saw that you were not the good sort of person; I mean WHO ( well we with at least 1/2 a brain and over; which is OBVIOUSLY not you), would refer to someone using the 'C' word?

    You deserve everything you get; in fact, I think you should do us all a favour, and get yourself sterilised...remove your disgusting genes from the gene pool.

    Thanks very much you moron!
  • Alex

    0

    Know how you feel mate!

    When i started going out with my girlfriend, her best friend, Jane, took an immediate dislike to me, obviously threatened by how close i got to her friend.

    Eventualy i was in my girlfriend's flat and Jane came around. Afew hours later we got into an argument, but i would never have it her (or any women for that matter). Anyhow, all of a sudden she just came up to me and drove her knee into my nuts. Ouch! I recovered in about half an hour and she said sorry about a million times after, but still, whenever i see Jane, i make sure i NEVER do anything to provoke her!