The Early Riser

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Hi I am Australian so mabye you wont understand some of what I write. Just for refrence sake boxers are the guys underwear with the buttons.Another name is underdacks.

This is probably my most embarassing story it happened when I was 15.

My freind was having this party with alot of people and some were staying over the night. When I got to her house she put my bag in her room. The party was alot of fun and there were alot more girls than guys wich was fine by me as i was geting alot of attention from them. In the morning I woke up and got out of my sleeping bag wearing nothing but my boxers. I was the first of the guys awake as I am an early riser. My clothes were all in my bag wich was in my freinds room where the girls were sleeping. I went into the room and all the girls were asleep so I went toward my bag but on the way I smashed my toe on her desk causing a lamp to fall of wich caused a fair bit of noise. Half the girls woke up and then just started staring at my boxers. i ignored them and went to were my bag was. They all started laughing so I looked down and my ah 'poker' was hanging out of the hole between my buttons. I ran out of the room and then put myself back in my pants. The worst part was that I hadn't got my bag so I had to go back in and get it enduring the laughs and coments from the girls.
I guess everything on my body is an early riser otherwise I dont know how it could have got out.