Lost something?

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To start I should say I am 33 and have false teeth. I went to the doctor with my niece which is 12. While we were waiting I would pull my bottom teeth out with my tougne and play with them and she would laugh so hard. She wanted me to go back with her when they called so I did. Well when the doc came in she was still laughing and he wanted to know what was so funny. She said she was laughing at her crazy aunt. Well the doctor sat down at a table with his back to us and when he did I done it again; only this time they didnt ease back into my mouth they fell. The doctor swirlled around and there my teeth were laying on the floor. He said I think you lost something didnt you.I could have died. I felt my face all hot I know it had to be bright red but I picked my teeth up and took them to the sink washed them off and left the room.

I know he had something funny to tell his family that night.
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