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Family

One of the rare things that happens once we marry and have children, are quiet times at home alone.

One evening, I had the house to myself, so I was enjoying our karaoke system and singing my heart out.

Then the phone rang. It was my husband (he was at work) and so, I decided to start talking sexy to him!
After a GOOD five or MORE minutes in to THAT part of the conversation, I turned around to find my eldest adult child sitting at the bar.

He burst in to laughter.

I asked him how long he'd been there like that. He said through Amazing Grace, Wind Beneath My Wings, The Rose, and .... OH MY GOD YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD!!

ARGGGGG!!! I was both embarrassed, humiliated, and ANGRY!!
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