Too much to drink!

From: Ken


It was my 21 birthday you know the one were you go out and get hammered legally. I went out with all my buddies and i guess i had a real good time because the next day i woke up naked and in bed with a knock out now i'm not a bad looking guy but this girl was a goddess and she was naked too. She was laying on my arm kinda hugging it and i look around the room and i dont know where i am or who she is. I try to slide my arm out and the she wakes up puts her arms around me gives me a peck on the cheek and say well good morning Kenny ( I'm thinking "oh shit what is her name?!") next thing i klnow there was a knock at the door. and she says "oh shit it's my dad!".

I jump out of bed the only clothes are my socks so i put them on ( my feet ) and in comes this giant bout 300 lbs. 6' and yelling "you SOB what the hell you doing with my daughter?!"

I freaked, and jumped out the window - from the second floor! Hit the porch and started running down the drive with nothing on but my socks - as i make it half way down the drive way I hear laughter as i turn around I see my friends on the porch with a cam corder. I walked back to the house, and the girl that was in bed with me gave me my pants and said "sorry, they wanted my 21 birthday to be a good one!"

That was eleven years ago and we still bring it up from time to time one good thing came out of that night the girl i was in bed with is now my wife. I did break my collar bone and my wrist but hey i got the girl!

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