Wrong Guy!
From: Anonymous
I was in college and me and my husband had just married about 6 mounths ago. It was winter time and the car broke down from the cold. I had to go to class so my husband said that he would work on the car.
When I was walking back to our apartment from class I saw the car in front with my husbands legs sticking out the front. I smiled and walked over to the car as quietly as humanly possible. Than i slowly unzipped his pants and pulled out his dick. I gave him a quick rub and then ran inside to the warmth.
When i got inside my husband was sitting on the couch. I just stared at him. "If your here..." i said "then who's out there?!"
"Oh, I called a mechanic to come out here and fix the car because it was to hard for me" he said "Why do you ask?"
I just stared at him for almost 5 minutes. When i told him my story he just couldn't stop laughing. Then he went out to see the macanic but he had gotten up and run away.
My husband told all of his friends.
We never did get that old car fixed...
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tam: (-1) hmmmmm... I call bullshit... how could you possibly not notice that it wasn't your husband?! unless ...tamhmmmmm... I call bullshit... how could you possibly not notice that it wasn't your husband?! unless their cocks look EXACTLY alike or you haven't seen your husband's cock enough to not know what it looks like... and i have a really hard time believing your husband laughed when you told him to gave another man a handjob
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Klimax
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Alberta's Health Car: (-1) Your married in college, wow! A bit young, I suppose. I should probably give you my email so I can c...Alberta's Health CarYour married in college, wow! A bit young, I suppose. I should probably give you my email so I can check to make sure you and your husband are getting along well. ([email protected]) Thanks for the story!
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Anonymous: luckey mechanic...Anonymousluckey mechanic...
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LeonWhoa, that must of been embarrassing. But I bet the mechanic didn't see you so...No wonder he ran away - he got what he wanted!
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she.who.must.not.be.: That's so hilarious!! why wouldn't he say hey stop! That's why he ran away because he let it happen ...she.who.must.not.be.That's so hilarious!! why wouldn't he say hey stop! That's why he ran away because he let it happen and he didn't want ur husband to whup his ass. Lmfao
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DumbAssu hore why you go round rubbin guys dicks ?
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lollmao, that is funny..i'm cracking up already xD
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tonkz..: that is incredible!!lolz.tonkz..that is incredible!!lolz.
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anymous: wow thats preety bad...anymouswow thats preety bad
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i feel bad?
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Anonymous: omg hahaAnonymousomg haha
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h: dumbiiehdumbiie
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Bradwhat a load of crap. all penises are different, you would have known it wasnt your husbands gentlmans.
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DTWish I was that mechanic
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lala0mfg u bitch thats my machanicc he told miiii u slutt!!!!!
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anonisn't this a joke I've read before?
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NewseditorIt may be true, but I doubt it. That's an old joke.
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Aleksis: Stop lyinAleksisStop lyin
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KillerU r married 4 six months nd still u cant recognise ur husband's dick??thts crazy!!
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lilly :)Hahahaha, that is so flippin funny, Hahaha If your here..." i said
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"then who's out there?!"
thats hilarious, thanks for making my night :)
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AnonymousThis is a story off the internet!! It's a joke!
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katieok, so i get why you would do that in private. but why would you pull out his thing in the middle of the street??!
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15emowhy are guys always conplaining about girls not having big boobs but when do you ever see a guy with a nice dick!!
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linda: ha ha thats hilarouislindaha ha thats hilarouis
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LOLWhen can i come and fix that old car for u
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To JennyWhy do women always talk about a man's dick size? What yalls trip with that already?
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Anonymous: lier like u wouldnt see his faceAnonymouslier like u wouldnt see his face
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Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAnonymousHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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BOBWHAT DiD HiS DiCK TAST LiKE SiCK GRiL?
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Me: Urban legend.MeUrban legend.
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Traci DeMarce: i can't believe you did that this story is funny ...Traci DeMarcei can't believe you did that this story is funny
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well i am 14 . i have a boyfriend for about two years. this comming August will be three years. well i guess we all make mistakes you i would but it as #1 cause i like this one . that would be embarrassing and u had to tell your husband.
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TaliaHow the hell didnt you see the face of that guy. I dont see how you wouldnt see the face of your "husband"
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Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAnonymousHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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pineapple: ewwwwwwwwwwwww!...pineappleewwwwwwwwwwwww!
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dats sick!
wat a disgusting whorey u r!
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ScepticNot likely. Can't believe you couldn't tell your HUSBAND from some stranger...
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Lucy: Why didn't you blow him?LucyWhy didn't you blow him?
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yourname@dumbass yea u r a dumbass she thought it was her husband
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kati: Bullshit story.katiBullshit story.
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Kelsey: (-1) LoL.KelseyLoL.
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KatfishJenny's got a point........wouldn't the other guy have a much different penis than your bf? maybe even different color hair?
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nonyathat is so much bullshit, i heard that like 20 years ago, why try to lie, dumbas!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymousthis is a lie...it's a joke I've heard before...she wouldn't know that it wasn't her hubby's cock? The guy didn't do anything? right
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RevancheI call 'bullshit.' This is a famous urban myth (see snopes) and never happened to you.
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JayneYou think the mechanic would have done something while you were rubbing him!!!
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savash: BRAVO!!!savashBRAVO!!!
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meoh that must have sucked
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danWhy would the man run away? I would think he would stay for more or at least a thank you. Why do these things never happen to me?
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JennyThat's really funny, but couldn't you tell by the size if the other guys dick that it wasn't your boyfriend's.????
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