Splitting-ly funny

Mistakes

One hot day I went to the bank to withdraw some money to go shopping.

When you make out the withdeaw slips at the table your back is faceing the tellars { There were four of them, all woman).When i went to the tellar I notised they were eather smiling or giggleing.

Before I could ask what was so funny the tellar said "did you know that you split your pants?" I put my hands behind my back to check and they were split, from belt loop to zipper.

I thanked the tellar for informing me got my money and left the bank with my hands behind my back.

As embarrassing as this was it could have been worse I was on my way to the mall and i was wearing underwear!