Kids are so brutally honest..
From: Sherri S
My 2 year old son and I were at the grocery store in the check out line when he tugged on my shirt and had an awful look on his face.
I asked him what was wrong and he very loudly said, "I think the lady in front of us farted, cause her butt stinks!" Everyone around us heard and I wanted to die!!!
I just apologized to everyone and then pretended that I had forgotten my check book so we could just get out of there quickly!!!!
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Anonymous: Ok??? That's great for you...AnonymousOk??? That's great for you...
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keila: hahah thast funykeilahahah thast funy
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pattyHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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ElizaOk so when I was little like about three my mom
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Took me to the store and she put me in the regular
Cart instead of the big crappy little kid car carts or
Watever so anyways..... One time when my mom
Went to go get something, she left me in the cart
By myself and a lady ran up to my mom saying
That I was falling out and before my mom could
Catch me I fell right on my head and started crying
And since my town is kinda small, and everyone knows
Eachother, my new nickname is Runaway Liza. How humiliating!!!! :(
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:Phaha wow! my sister has said things just like that while I was with her so many times, even though i've told her not to say things like that!
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SarahMy little sis is somewhat alot like that!
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She is VERY rude!!
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Mahnoor Saqibhahahahhahahahha,dat wasssss sooooooooooooooo funnnyyyyy.lol,can't stop laughing.
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Mahnoor Saqib: hahahaha...dat was soooooooooo .i funny.lol...Mahnoor Saqibhahahaha...dat was soooooooooo .i funny.lol
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please submit these type of stories.pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....<3
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Emmaha ha ha ha u should know what your smelling
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GemmaI feel bad for the lady in front of you! The only thing worse than your kid announcing that a stranger farted is a kid announcing that YOU farted!
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RMEMBMEMCMCMAM: THI SONG DESCRIBES UR SON...RMEMBMEMCMCMAMTHI SONG DESCRIBES UR SON
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EXPRES URSELF DADADADA x2
THATS WAT ITS ALL ABOUT YERYER
WILD DIRTY BOY
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AnonymousI can relate, my sis has said stuff like dat b4
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X.Oomg my brother almost did the same thing to me at the mall i know how you feel/felt lol
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Anonymous: (-3) Get over it, woman!...AnonymousGet over it, woman!
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Geez. How come adults always have sucky embarrassing stories?
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COOL CHICK: (-1) THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO MECOOL CHICKTHATS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
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chiquita: (+1) well i think it could have been funnier than it was but the boy had to say what was on his minechiquitawell i think it could have been funnier than it was but the boy had to say what was on his mine
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Marion Wilson: (-1) im with Jordan. Kids say the darndest (or however you spell it) things...Marion Wilsonim with Jordan. Kids say the darndest (or however you spell it) things...
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anonymous: (+1) just out of respect ...anonymousjust out of respect
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attention pepz have respecy 4 every1
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me myself and i: (+1) kids these days....me myself and ikids these days....
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joe: (-1) that was so stupidjoethat was so stupid
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jordanthats pretty bad!! i wish i could have been there to see the look on your face!!!
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