Bad Day At the beach

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A year ago, when I was 26, my wife and I went on vacation together alone (we dont have kids yet so no extra trouble), and we went to Hawaii. One morning, she wanted to go shopping, but I didn't want to go, so I stayed back at the hotel.

Since I was pretty bored, I decided to go over to the beach. Since I was going alone, I didn't want to bring a shirt or towel with me, because if I left it on the sand while I was in the water, then someone might take it. That was a bad decision. But anyways, I left the room in only a bathing suit with the room key in my pocket. I didn't care about going around shirtless, since I work out, and I could get to the beach without leaving the hotel, although the resort was pretty big so my room was far away. Anyways, after taking a short nap on the sand, I went over into the water for a bit. I decided to swim out a bit, but as I was going, a wave sort of pulled off my shorts, which were too loose, since the drawstring was broken. I thought I could get them back, but then I got water in my eyes, and couldn't really see, so I didn't know where my trunks were. Since my trunks were light blue, they were hard to see, so I couldn't tell where they had gone, so I gave up on trying to find them. Some people were watching, and they were laughing. I waited for them to go away before getting out. When I got out, at first not many people noticed me, which was good, since lets just say the cold water didn't have a great effect on my penis. As I walked further, people stared at me, and it was so embarrassing to be walking on the beach with only my hands covering my privates. So, I walked back to the hotel building (there were several buildings in that hotel resort), but it wasn't until I got to my room that I realized that I would need my room key in order to get into my room! This sucked, because my wife was out, and I had to wait for her. It was pretty bad, just waiting out in the hallway naked with all these people staring at me. After about a half hour, a room cleaning lady came by and although she thought the situation was very funny, she gave me a towel to cover myself. I wrapped it around my waist, which made the situation a little better. I was STILL waiting, when a group of younger girls (probably college) walked by and started whistling at me, and one of them yanked my towel off, ran off with it, and the others said "Wow that thing's really small, we expected more!!" (I'm really not that small though..) They ran off, but I was so embarrassed and then about 15 minutes later my wife came, and I explained the whole situation (except for the part where then girls said I'm SMALL) and she kept laughing. I didn't wanna go out the rest of the day, but now we just look back on it and laugh.
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