Pee-on-the-Me!

From: Christine


One day, I was at my house and my friends were over. My grandmother's dog was over, also. Anyways, I was lying down, and I got up, and as I got up, PeeWee[my grandmother's dog] had made a fart, and when my friends confronted me of it seconds later, I blamed it on PeeWee. However, they did not buy the story. To top it all off, after I returned from the kitchen, I lie back down. At that very moment, PeeWee came running over to me, and thinking he was going to "attack" me[playfully], I made a sudden attempt to rise back up, again, but could not because PeeWee was sitting on my hair. I went along with it, and stayed in my position. Seconds later, he peed ALL OVER MY HAIR!!!!! When my friend, Alex, saw how embrrassed I was, she picked up PeeWee, and moved him off of me while "doing his buisness". That wasn't much of a help because he just moved over to my lap, and "finished it off" there. My friends [besides Alex] hadn't seen her remove PeeWee from my hair, so when they turned back around, "I had an incident in my pants". They had said not to blame PeeWee this time, but what was I supposed to do? Lie to them? I told them the truht, but it was no use.I was MORTIFIED!!! Especially in front of my friends. they burst out laughing, and one of them farted loudly. I was going to get back at them, and rag on them for that, but that was NOTHING compared to what I had just expierienced, and they would bring it up, too. It was HORRIBLE!!!!!

I ended up taking an hour-shower.

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