So, I was 16 at the time, and quite the stupid little girl. I had just showered and was walking up to my room in a towel to put clothes on. My older brother calls me over to the front door to "show me something." So, stupid me, I go over and peek my head out the door. In what seemed like a millisecond, he whipped off my towel and pushed me out the front door, slammed it, and locked it.
It took a second for what had just happened to register, but soon enough, I realized that I was standing on our front porch, in broad daylight, and completely naked. The only thing I have to cover me up is a prickly bush, and I'm not about to dive into that.
So I bang against the door with my fists, screaming my head off, and he's in the window laughing at me. After a few seconds, (Our street is moderately busy) a middle aged couple drives by and gets a full rear view. I turn my head and they have looks of horror on my face.
I continued panicing and banging for about 2 minutes, when all of a sudden I hear a loud honk. Not thinking, I whirl my entire body around, only to see a car full of college aged guys still honking, laughing, and getting a full view.
They then sped off, but I was really upset now and had to act. Without inhibition, I jumped off our porch, over my mom's flower bed, down our driveway, and around the back, hoping over our fence into our backyard, but damn it all, he got there first and locked that door too.
He wasn't about to let me in, so I knew I had to do something. My room is on the second floor and I go to my last possible action. I grab our ladder, and I climb it, stark naked, and go in through my bedroom window.
I threw on clothes as fast as I could, and went to beat on him.
Wow, it still feels weird to this day. I just can't believe I was running around outside and climbing laddes, all in the nude. Wow...