Meet The Parents
From: Ashley
Ok, it was a casual friday night and my new boyfriend called me up and asked if we wanted to hang out..I was bored out my mind, so I jumped at the offer!
As i arrived at his, i was hoping we would be alone. I couldnt hear any trace of noise, so I guessed we were. He invited me in, gave me a kiss and then a sexy look which made me turned on and thinking that he was heading to something...He grabbed my hand and brought me downstairs covering my eyes and saying "i have a surprise for you, why dont you make yourself comfortable".
So i ofcourse had a feeling what he meant. He then left the room to give me time and said he would be only five minutes.I began to take off my clothes knowing that i thought he wanted me to strip naked for him.Five minutes he called me to come out into the room next door to his room. I walked out all proud of my self and walked into the living room butt naked and saw three shocked faces looking upon my body. He didnt tell me the surprise was he wanted me to meet his parents!
What a horrible experience! From that day forward i kept my clothes on at all times unless I was ABSOLUTELY SURE we were alone!
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Natasha: My crush, Charlie once suggested that we all have a dare contest, all 6 of us, he was dared to beg t...NatashaMy crush, Charlie once suggested that we all have a dare contest, all 6 of us, he was dared to beg the girls to slap his bare ass or he had to get naked and put his head down a girls pants which he did with as much dignity as possible when the room where we were in was raided, a bunch of my brothers friends wedgied me with Charlie's head still down them, i was hung by a pole with his head down my pants, he got out and got wedgied too and they put a spider down my pants
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Charlie got the biggest boner ever...
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leticiadumbass getting horny were u? shame on u
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anyaomj that is so embarissing but funny!
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letsfuck: LMAOletsfuckLMAO
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lmkWtf is wrong with all of you. Why are you calling people sluts. She isn't saying she fucked a stranger. Clearly by him wanting her to meet his parents they were pretty serious. Also it is clear your probably in grade school. since you Are to ignorant to know how to spell. You probably are some bible hugging freak. Sex isn't bad.
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haaahaa: im so but that hilirious :Dhaaahaaim so but that hilirious :D
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wowdang thats messed up and ur a slut for stripping anyways u jux met the guy -.-
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d*** you b**** shut up you bitch! she aint no slut! u r a slut ya asshole!d*** you b****
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Sexmagnet: I feel so bad for u I would have diedSexmagnetI feel so bad for u I would have died
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MIKE: OMGMIKEOMG
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jiklomg u r a dirty little jerk with a dirty mind...how cud u think 2 do this b4 ur new boyfriend whom u didn't even know well
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gdhlolol, deserved it.Why would you do that
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NikkiHahahahaha Omg dhaatss spool embarrezingg :/
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mitzhahahahahaha thats too funny but nice to know you iz a horny devil
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SaMLOL !! OMG !! Thats Damn Embarrassing ! :P
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Btw Nyc Story ! :P
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Z is gaysorry for making these fucking comments but u are the one bitching about these stories and besides im a midget
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RikRik: Hahaha that sucks :S...RikRikHahaha that sucks :S
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And why are people slutty for wanting to please theirselves and their frikin spouses, like really? i guess everyone in the world that has sex or thinks about sex are sluts then?
i dont care what anyone says, this shit is funny.
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DylanNice Story! Not Ur Fault Lol:)
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If U Has A Nice Ass Im Sure His Dad Woudnt Of Minded ;)
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bleachlover: wowwww. Ok next time u really have to be completely sure he actually WANTS to do it with u b4 u stri...bleachloverwowwww. Ok next time u really have to be completely sure he actually WANTS to do it with u b4 u strip
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slulapolleyTake a look at this - don't is expert site? I star-gaze so.
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ZAre you guys serious. This is a embrassing story site, not a fucking bitching site, sure it was slutty but its not your life soo get over it, its pathetic to actually see these comments grow up.
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kay kay: This happened in Friendskay kayThis happened in Friends
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carrrrie: slag!carrrrieslag!
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jacobson venicock: wtf why would you just take off ur cloths your stupid bictch of a FUCKING CUNT HOLE MONKEY TESTICLE ...jacobson venicockwtf why would you just take off ur cloths your stupid bictch of a FUCKING CUNT HOLE MONKEY TESTICLE CUNT MOUTH FACE DICK HOLE WITH A FORK IN IT
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Sniff-the-Cat: Right out of the recent American Pie movie genre ... even so a rather unoriginal pastiche ... read m...Sniff-the-CatRight out of the recent American Pie movie genre ... even so a rather unoriginal pastiche ... read more book, hang out and get out more.
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Hackneyed, clichéd and apocryphal ... think before you let the hormones get a hold of the controls, or the keyboard .. .
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ericwhat the hell would it be his fault. Lolz the women should have waitined for the surprise, may be if he was so romantic he would be thinking of proposing her or something
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AnonymousYou poor thing!! :/ I'd hide my face! Or run away!!
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stranger88: well the boyfriend shouldnt have been so secretive. I mean if your boyfriend invites you to his hous...stranger88well the boyfriend shouldnt have been so secretive. I mean if your boyfriend invites you to his house at night and tells to go into his room what else do you expect?
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SHOCKED!: OMFG!!!!...SHOCKED!OMFG!!!!
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pimpster: oh man! this is a good one ha! lol check mine its called "The Tackle" not as bad butt funny lol!pimpsteroh man! this is a good one ha! lol check mine its called "The Tackle" not as bad butt funny lol!
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Modest is best: you're a fucking slut and you deserve what happened to you.Modest is bestyou're a fucking slut and you deserve what happened to you.
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sweetsno offence but that bf of yours was an idiot!!
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but yeah you shouldnt assume stuff!! but i dont understand why a boy would say its asuprise that he wanted to show you to his parents?!
boys r sooo random
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melinathats so funny. i would of been pissed at him for picking parnets over sex, though
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OMG ROFLPWNT: that is just fucking owned...OMG ROFLPWNTthat is just fucking owned
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chood: what a bitchchoodwhat a bitch
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lexie: that would suk so muchlexiethat would suk so much
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becca: wow....beccawow....
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lolShake their hands and say "nice to meet you"
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Steve.I am sorry I could only vote 5. Not like 100.
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How old are you?
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Bubz: Wowwwwww.BubzWowwwwww.
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mariaomgg i would like runaway ! lolss
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damm dhats embarrasingg !
wah did tha parents say after wardS?
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randomLOL, i almost think it should be in the mistake category.
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gay: YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOTgayYOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT
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GodzillaWow that is very bad it's kinda of you boyfreinds fault tho misleading
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kimthat is really embarassing. awww i feel so bad :(
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Anonymous: oh wow... that poor girl!! i'm sure they hated her after that. lol. its kinda his fault though...Anonymousoh wow... that poor girl!! i'm sure they hated her after that. lol. its kinda his fault though...
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chiiqaa!x..: i would never face his parents againchiiqaa!x..i would never face his parents again
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bitchHAHA u idiot u shud of asked him :|
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lksdjnfk: omg!!! that would have been HORRRIBLElksdjnfkomg!!! that would have been HORRRIBLE
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shehzad hussain: Thanks dear, It is really a lesson for girlz and keeps it up.shehzad hussainThanks dear, It is really a lesson for girlz and keeps it up.
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ratmanI'm sorry but damn that's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life (that wasn't a joke) it sounds like it comes straight from a comedy movie.
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john: hahahahahahahah!!!johnhahahahahahahah!!!
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collyOHHH thats soooo embarassing, i feel soo bad 4 u
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oogasp! lol. be more aware next time. =P
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omgI'm so sorry I would hate that like i would die right there and then lol
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nobodythats why you should wait until marrigae.
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memy god what a slapper get a life u unsecure man/woamn cough cough trannie
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15emoyou should have asked him before if what you were doing envolved sex because just cause its quiet doesn't mean no ones home, duhh!! oh but still that must have been so embarrassing!!
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sybill: how funny! wowsybillhow funny! wow
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mehaha thats funny but gross
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Paris H.WHAT?! Ok. You know what? No. You need to go to the Smarty Pants Store and buy yourself a brain. NO ONE does that. And I'm Talking abou the BOYFRIEND, not you, Ashley.
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Marion Wilson: Amen to Andrea. Looking is not the same as touching, girlfriend. Kids, never assume stuff - as you h...Marion WilsonAmen to Andrea. Looking is not the same as touching, girlfriend. Kids, never assume stuff - as you have seen from Ashley's story, it will get you into trouble.
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That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard of anyone doing.
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Vanessa: Lol, careful!VanessaLol, careful!
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KaylaI am SOOOO sorry!!! I would have never been able to look at any of them with a straight face again!!!!
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Anonymous: It's kinda his fault tho...AnonymousIt's kinda his fault tho...
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Rachely would u assume he wanted 2 have sex w/ u if uve never even met his parents its called COMMON SENSE u might wanna try that sumtime
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nosferato zod: u fucked up in the head bitchnosferato zodu fucked up in the head bitch
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Anonymous: LOLOLOLAnonymousLOLOLOL
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mattwow. thats all. just wow.
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dontcare: that was a f.r.i.e.n.d.s episode....dontcarethat was a f.r.i.e.n.d.s episode....
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Leo: yay nakedness :DLeoyay nakedness :D
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Mazu dont have to save urself for marriage, but unless he actually asked you if you wanna, it's best not to assume. I bet ur bf wasn't too impressed.
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BilboHahah, chicks these days are mindless whoring harlots! And they're retarded! YOu act as if you're nothing but pieces of meat, ladies! You don't like being labeled pieces of meat, dont bloody act like it! I hope they slapped you in the mouth.
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gregstrut that shit, wtf is their problem so u bucked out
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The Black Man: Owned.The Black ManOwned.
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andreawhat kind of idiot would strip in the first place?! kids keep your clothes on til marriage
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Rachel & Erin: WOW! We hope you don't get THEM as in-laws!Rachel & ErinWOW! We hope you don't get THEM as in-laws!
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AnonymousGosh....i guess u learned ur lesson. Never assume! I would never live that down!
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Keith: Lol... B careful next timeKeithLol... B careful next time
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Catherinei feel so bad for u i dont kno what i would do if that happened to me
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Anonymousthat must have been a sight to see. i bet the parents got a real thrill of your nakedness. they probably got turned on and went home for some fun too.
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The Giant Potato: In a way, this kinda gave yourself something to laugh about maybe years and years later....The Giant PotatoIn a way, this kinda gave yourself something to laugh about maybe years and years later.
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I thought it was hysterical! :)
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sk8er galoh gosh!!! dats highly embarrasin n really stupid of u!!!i cn only feel sry fr u
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Jimhard to belive, but these stories just make me really want to be there.... *DROOLL*
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qwertyyou are a sexy, hard suking, bitch!
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crazy is funny: The best part of this story is Crazy calling her a stupid b*tch. For no reason really at all, I mea...crazy is funnyThe best part of this story is Crazy calling her a stupid b*tch. For no reason really at all, I mean it is dumb for her to do it, but crazy just ups and calls her a b*tch.
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JOC.OMG!YOU ARE SO STUPID BITCH DONT YOU THIMK !
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LOLgod u must be retarded!!
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xxkay xxomg i feel soooooooo sorry 4 ya that must have been so embarrisin i would never talk tois parentsagen
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DadWell I bet the dad liked it. Wish I'd been there.
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LOL: You must be blondLOLYou must be blond
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jill: wow, that suck for youjillwow, that suck for you
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personlol.....I wonder if they still go out?
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EO: lol I love itEOlol I love it
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katiMan, you sound pretty sl*tty,to think that way!
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samandyomg that must have been fun lol bet him and his dad got horny off it lol mind comin and stripin for me???????
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Lizhahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!
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Phantom: DUDE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...PhantomDUDE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Anonymous: this is utter bullcrap. I saw this writen in a magazine somewhere, and it was BY A GUY....Anonymousthis is utter bullcrap. I saw this writen in a magazine somewhere, and it was BY A GUY.
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you just re-worded it and submitted it.
fuck that.
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angel: stupid assangelstupid ass
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LAMO: thats some funny stuffLAMOthats some funny stuff
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nani wo baka?!: thats just...retarded.nani wo baka?!thats just...retarded.
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josh: i looks bullshit to mejoshi looks bullshit to me
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KaineYou should of said a spider crawled down ur clothes and u stripped to get it away.
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Anonymous: LOL!!!AnonymousLOL!!!
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emily: omfg that was stupid!emilyomfg that was stupid!
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nickyCongrats lol! jk jk but be careful u never know!!!!!!
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desert rat: Sounds like either BS to me.desert ratSounds like either BS to me.
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Buck Naked: So did the four of you get down? Did you eat his Mom's pussy and blow his Dad? C'mon, don't be shy, ...Buck NakedSo did the four of you get down? Did you eat his Mom's pussy and blow his Dad? C'mon, don't be shy, we want details!!
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asshole: roflmao!!!!OM!F!G!BBQ!!!!1111...assholeroflmao!!!!OM!F!G!BBQ!!!!1111
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what a retarded slut
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mm: ROFLCOPTORmmROFLCOPTOR
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conservative warrior: Bullshit! You will have to do better than this...this is a different (but VERY similar) version of a...conservative warriorBullshit! You will have to do better than this...this is a different (but VERY similar) version of a "joke" email that has been circulating for years.....
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Ashley, you have no creativity.
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danielle raffoul: y didnt u hav sex with his pearnts if u wanted to take ur cloth ofdanielle raffouly didnt u hav sex with his pearnts if u wanted to take ur cloth of
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katFUNNY SHIT that had to suck...sorry
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dumbass: dumbassdumbassdumbass
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Anonymous: u r a stupid slap ass bithc...Anonymousu r a stupid slap ass bithc
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8Wow, brilliant! Sounds like something from a Ben Stiller flick.
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Anonymous: omg ur in hellAnonymousomg ur in hell
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justduh u should have made sure nobody was there but it was funny
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wowYou're pretty retarded, huh?
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Anonymous: u guys r so rude get a lifeAnonymousu guys r so rude get a life
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mehmm... I think maybe you stole that moment from the tv, 'cause I've seen it before.
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anonymousdont you feel like a dumb ass!~!~!~ "Or maybe a nut"
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Crazy: You are a stupid b*tch!CrazyYou are a stupid b*tch!
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brittlol! omg that was pretty stupid!
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anman thats emabarrassing!naked in front of parents!! i feel extremely sorry for you somethng like that hapeened to me to!
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Anonymous: lol assuming is badAnonymouslol assuming is bad
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asdf: ugh dumbassasdfugh dumbass
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TrevorHoly crap...what a horrible thing! That sucks!
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someoneomg if i was at ur place i would run to the bathroom put my clothes on and run out the house!!loll u are soo unlucky!!
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xymog: fucking moron!xymogfucking moron!
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BradWICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great stuff
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cutiethat is so embarrassing. oh my god!!!!
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bthat was mad insane
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chika: That's so embarassing!chikaThat's so embarassing!
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laughingyou made me laugh so hard, hope your both old enough to do this or your more then embarrassed!haahahahhahahaha
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kate Lassiter: Oh My Fucking GOD.... soOoOo emberassingkate LassiterOh My Fucking GOD.... soOoOo emberassing
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amanda: that would suck :-)amandathat would suck :-)
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gloriawaoooooo....soooooo EMBARRASSING.....
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stevieTruly embarrassing. I wud have wished a hole opened in the floor & I fell thro.
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~!~Squishy~!~: that must have sucked.... ha ha even tho it was funny.... i feel terribly bad for you....you poor pe...~!~Squishy~!~that must have sucked.... ha ha even tho it was funny.... i feel terribly bad for you....you poor person....ha ha ha
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sarathat is soooooo embarising keep writing more stories pleaz so I can see more funny stuff or in other words READ! funny stuf and wat did they do next lol bye
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JeffPOOR GAL FUNNY AS HELL THO GOOD ONE XD
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liandra: wow you must be really embaresedliandrawow you must be really embaresed
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Nadine: omg thats sooooo embarrassing i feel so sorry 4 u i will neva eva do that without checking...Nadineomg thats sooooo embarrassing i feel so sorry 4 u i will neva eva do that without checking
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vickiyep, someday that's gonna be me...I sorta read into things like that...
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tinalol bet they really liked you!!
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michaelWEll can't blame ya, what else was you suppose to think, bet that did suck though,
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Anonymous: hehehe.........Anonymoushehehe......
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.. you could have said sister....
....... SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?.... then wink;)..
(hihihihihi)
(.. just as so not to let them know ur so embarassed as hell)
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freindsgosh......that was horrible......better be careful from now onwards..
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PaulaLMAO OMG I THINK I WOULD HAVE DIED... THATS CRAZY
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catythat was sooooooooo embarasing, sorry
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jflanneryHow embarassing!!!! How do his parents feel about you?
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mhdosmReally...oh boy! Did his dad liked it?
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sharon joplin: you poor thing, i would have curled up and died !sharon joplinyou poor thing, i would have curled up and died !
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vthat is one horny girl
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annonumm..............r-i-y-t-e...............its a bit wierd but i supose it k
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zorrobond4u: yea reeeeealy thats was reeeeeeeeeeely krazy ! lolzorrobond4uyea reeeeealy thats was reeeeeeeeeeely krazy ! lol
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lisa: i would have diedlisai would have died
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ravi: is it true??????raviis it true??????
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tuckerterry: Funny!!!tuckerterryFunny!!!
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praveen_2nk: sorrypraveen_2nksorry
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Anonymous: that was crazy ....mannnn...!!!!Anonymousthat was crazy ....mannnn...!!!!
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