Choose your words carefully!!

Mistakes

My husband and I went to car sales lot to browse one day.

The man and his guard dog ( a German Shepherd) came out to offer us some help.

The man's dog immediately came to me sniffing me all over and stopped at my 'crotch!' I kinda smiled and said he's sniffing my 'cat'... me thinking, 'my feline kitten at home'...

My husband bursted out laughing hysterically, then the man started to chuckle, then it dawned on me as to what I had just said!!!

Needless to say I was mortified! It's been seven years and I haven't lived it down yet, nor will I ever (according to my husband)!