Drunken Stupidity

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A couple of years ago I arrived home very drunk. I'd been out drinking whiskey and a lot of beers in some pubs. I couldn't find my keys to get into my house, so I decided to break one of the windows and climb in. How long I stood over there to get in to my own house, I don't know.

But, the next morning I realised that I came home butt naked because my clothes were gone and only my jacket I was wearing the night before was laying next to me! And indeed, More than ten minutes walk from my house I found the rest of my clothes-underneath a tree. When I returned home with them, my neighbour's wife told me that she couldn't believe her eyes when she saw me climbing through my window wearing only a jacket.

Since then i never lost my keys again.