Farting in a meeting

Work

I was in a meeting with about 20 co-workers and some kind of corporate dweeb up there talking about loss prevention. Having had Panchos the night before, I was pretty gasious. It took all my concentration to hold in this massive fart...

One of my co-workers got up to exit the room and as I got up to give her room to get by I ripped the loudest fart in the history of the world. It kind of echoed in the brick room. Most of the people in the room laughed, including the guy up there talking, a couple looked at me like they didn't know what a fart was.

At least nobody can say I didnt give a shit about the presentation!