Well one day while fishing with my son I let him drive the boat. I just stood there holding onto the side but for some damn reason I decided to let go of the rail and step back. But I ended up stepping on a piece of squid on the floor and slipped. I tripped myself all the way to the back of the boat and teetered on the edge before falling off.
So of course, as I waited for my son to figure out how to turn around and come back to me, which took a good 20 minutes. I realized that while I slipped off the boat my swimsuit must have gotten attached to a jagged edge and ripped off leaving me wadding in the water naked.
So I got back on the boat and drove the boat back only having my hat to cover myself up. So when we got back to the ramp I told my son to go back to the house and bring me back clothes. So of course he must of though it would be funny if he didnt return.
I drove the boat around a few hours until it became dark and I put the boat on my car and drove home...
I punished my son and of course taught him I always get even cause the next day he found himself locked outside of the house naked for a nice long time.