Lighting a fart
From: Nick
I'm the youngest of three brothers. We were each born about four years apart. When I was about thirteen the oldest brother came home from college and I was real happy to see him. I thought I'd celebrate by showing him something the middle brother had shown me.
We lived in a split-level home. My oldest brother came in and went downstairs to the den and sat down. I grabbed a book of matches, ran downstairs, did a baseball slide on the floor and started to roll backwards with my keester sticking straight up in the air. I struck a match, lit a fart, and then I sat up laughing just like the Beavis and Butthead type I truly was. However, instead of laughing, my brother looked like he could kill me.
"I want you to turn around and apologize to her right now!", he yelled. Uh oh! I turned and looked at the corner behind the stairs and there sat a girl he had brought home to meet the family. I've never seen such a confused, disgusted look on anyone's face before or since.
Well, now she's my sister-in-law of over thirty years and we still laugh about it from time to time.
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Letmethink: Hahaha that just made my day. P.S.Anon I'm fourteen and I don't swear like that so watch your mouth.LetmethinkHahaha that just made my day. P.S.Anon I'm fourteen and I don't swear like that so watch your mouth.
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cant say: Even i knew the word f*** when i was 9cant sayEven i knew the word f*** when i was 9
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......: To anon:.........To anon:
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you're nine years old and you already know how to spam? wow, you're learning fast...
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Anonymoushey, anon, if ur nine they ppl wouldnt b teaching u how 2 spell " big" words like understandable, i kno cuz my lil bro is 9 and u shouldnt b swearing
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chocolate rain: LMFAO i feel bad for you for getting yelled at :{...chocolate rainLMFAO i feel bad for you for getting yelled at :{
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LOL AT ANON
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asdgfanon you're nine years old and you know the word fuck?
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beavis: aaaa cool fire,firebeavisaaaa cool fire,fire
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anoni tell you what, only some of the story jokes are understandable because i am only nine years old and fuck all of you out there! finally mooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo.
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Brittwow that's stupid not embarrassing
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omg lol: that is so freakun funny...omg lolthat is so freakun funny
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:lol: :omg:
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Rnot that bad, but i dont reccomend 'lighting up'. Friends of mine have gotten the gas 1/2 way out when it lit...ouch. Lucky u only looked like an ass, rather than feeling yours burning :P
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JACKENHow ermbarassing!!!!!!!!!! But that must have really stunk!!!!!!!!! Gross!!!!!!
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Ethan: that is one of the funniest things ive evr heard in my life omg im gonna do that 2 my brotherEthanthat is one of the funniest things ive evr heard in my life omg im gonna do that 2 my brother
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Katie: awsomeKatieawsome
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Anonymous: how is that embarrassing? its just stupidAnonymoushow is that embarrassing? its just stupid
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megIt was very funny, I laughed so much. Good for you.
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lol: lol thats mad funny i cant believe u did that, u can also play with fire and nail polish removerlollol thats mad funny i cant believe u did that, u can also play with fire and nail polish remover
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Dayane: its not that embarraassing!!!Dayaneits not that embarraassing!!!
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