Pull Up Nightmare

School

I was at my friend's house the other day and I went swimming, unfortunatly, they have this stupid rule about having to take off yor bathing suit before re entering the house to get your clothes - so the wood floor doesnt get wet. So, I went around to one side of the house, and my friend the other, so we could take off our suits in private. Well, I dropped my bathing suit, and hung it up on the fence, leaving me naked of course. Unfortunatley, when I looked for my towel, it was nowhere to be found! the wind must have blown it away! But when I looked up to look for it, I saw that the mail-woman was at the house! She immediatley saw me, and I tried desperatley to cover my privates (which was very small, being htat I was just been in the pool), when she began to walk over! I turned bright red. "lost somethin' little guy"? she asked. "yes" I stammered. Then she said "cover your little self with this" and she handed me a piece of junkmail. She then walked back to her mailtruck, snickering. When I looked at the mail she had given me, I saw it was a piece of junk mail advertising penis enlargement pills! I was never more embarrassed. Then to make matters worse, I had to walk through the house infront of my friend and his family, covering my little front with only that! Sooo embarrassing.