Naked and VERY embarrassed
From: Brian K
Ok, it was late one thursday nite. Me and all of my buddies were getting drunk, well i got so drunk i passed out on the couch at my buddies house. Next thing i know, a women is tapping me on the shoulder telling me to wake up. I didnt have any idea who she was, so i sat up to find out who tapped me on the shoulder - and found out i was completely naked on the ground in front of the biggest mall in Louisiana!!
I was so embarrassed, I didnt know what to do, I had to walk inside the mall naked and use the phone to call someone to pick me up. My friends thought it would be funny to strip me down, and drop me off in front of the mall, which opens at 10:00. I was awoken at 11:00, so i was lying there naked at the door of the mall for a whole hour!
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????: thats ur own problem!!!!!!!1...????thats ur own problem!!!!!!!1
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1.) u shouldnt have gotten drunk
2.) make better friends
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rane: Nice friends u got thereraneNice friends u got there
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Ouch!: get new friends lolOuch!get new friends lol
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Imtosexy4u: LolImtosexy4uLol
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Alyssa and Courtney: trolololololol your friends are trollsAlyssa and Courtneytrolololololol your friends are trolls
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markwith friends like that who needs enemies?
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illulpinhaday: Hi Iam Prabhu from chennai,joined today in this forum... :)illulpinhadayHi Iam Prabhu from chennai,joined today in this forum... :)
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jess: omfg.. get new friends!jessomfg.. get new friends!
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Anonymousi would luv it if it happend to me i wud start running in the mall and outside lettin ppl touch, photo, lick, bite, feel, look, see me
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ooooooh im sexii
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secretfucking hilarious wish I were going to that mall that day I would have pulled out my iphone and snapped pics of your cock and balls
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david: ditch your friendsdavidditch your friends
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LilyLapin: Those are NOT friends! They're foe!LilyLapinThose are NOT friends! They're foe!
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darcy; this isnt really embarrassnq +funaey ! :)
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Anonymous: awh, if that was to a girl then i wouldn't be their friends anymore, or for a little whileAnonymousawh, if that was to a girl then i wouldn't be their friends anymore, or for a little while
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klsoooooo embarrassing!
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davewere you a girl or a guy?
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Anonymousfriends can be mean, my own experiences are far worse
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mariai'm sorry, but if i was at that mall, i probaly would have ben laughing at you, i would be crying
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MeghanroxYOUR FRIENDS THOUGHT WRONG! THATS MEAN TO STRIP SOMEONE! STRIPPING SOMEONE AGAINST THEIR WILL IS A RAPE! REPORT EM TO THE POLICE! have a nice day! :) lol
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...those are your friends? i wouldn't wipe my ass with those kinds of douchebags... then again im a girl and janiece is a teensy bit rite...
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savitait is hot. but did you enjoyed it?
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Anonymousi would have turned my back on those so called 'friends'and tell their parents...
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kayif my friends did that to me i would never talk to them are u still friends
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cool dude: THAT IS SOOOO COOL AND EMBARRASSING...cool dudeTHAT IS SOOOO COOL AND EMBARRASSING
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YOUR FRIENDS ARE AWESOME DUDE!!!
if i were there i'd burst out laughing
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meI don't believe it this story sounds made up. How could you have wondered the mall naked without being caught by a mall cop for indecent exposure
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no comment: sum friends they turned out to be!no commentsum friends they turned out to be!
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christy: i was in embarresed when my friend told me i had 2 bras on i was omg but now i hope its all goodchristyi was in embarresed when my friend told me i had 2 bras on i was omg but now i hope its all good
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Anonymous: lol.....................hahahaha .....heehheheheeh i wud die from laughing..ditch ur fend dudeAnonymouslol.....................hahahaha .....heehheheheeh i wud die from laughing..ditch ur fend dude
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Anonymous: dude! funny story but friends kinda suck...Anonymousdude! funny story but friends kinda suck
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Anonymous: i do that all the time!Anonymousi do that all the time!
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omgomg that was u!!!!!!!!!!!
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No_name: Ditch em!No_nameDitch em!
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KellyThat sounds sooooooo like embarressing! that actually happened to me once!!!
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maxx: feel sorry for you dewdmaxxfeel sorry for you dewd
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LizardManDude, I would have freaked, trying to cover myself AND make a phone call, and a mall! But watching someone else stuck that way would have me laughing myself silly.
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dfgh: GET NEW FRIENDSdfghGET NEW FRIENDS
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kellyoh my goodness that is one of the worst thing i have ever heard
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chelseathat is so funny, but if i was at that mall, i probably would have been laughing so hard at you, i would be crying.
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Janiece: Lmfao....JanieceLmfao.
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Guys can be so mean to each other, so it's funny because if that where to happen to a girl she'd probably be emotinally scared, but the guys- nah, they just write about it in here. <3 xD
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Anonymousim sry 2 hear dat that is fucked up they aint ya frenz
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Anonymous: Ditch them.AnonymousDitch them.
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Rachely r u still friends w/ these assholes after they embarassed u like that
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Not True: ^^Read the name^^Not True^^Read the name^^
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SamanthaI WOULD WORRY BECUASE IT MATTERS HOW BIG MY BOOBS WERE LOL
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meanmann: Amber, it's a HE NOT A SHEmeanmannAmber, it's a HE NOT A SHE
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CalebSome friends. I guess things happen when ya get hammered like that.
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gthat is curl and i dont want to see my friends naked.HA HA HA!!!
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Anonymous: I wouldnt do that its just plan gross seeing your friend naked and it is crule.DUH!!! HA HA HAAnonymousI wouldnt do that its just plan gross seeing your friend naked and it is crule.DUH!!! HA HA HA
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personI'm going to do that to my friends!
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sarahum...shouldn't mall security take u in for indecent exposure?
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jizzie joe: you got raped and were given AIDS.jizzie joeyou got raped and were given AIDS.
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KS&WAre u pullin me leg mon? That be me average cup o' jo! Try havin yo dreadlocks pulled out in front of yo momma! Damn that was nuclear!!
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j.Lynn: [TOTAL LIAR ALERT]...j.Lynn[TOTAL LIAR ALERT]
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You would have been arrested by a mall cop if you were found drunk and naked outside of a public mall you idiot.
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JulianYour friends liked looking at you when they striped you naked their gay.They must have liked looking at you naked.
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n/aur friends a stupid if they think thats funy!
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no they arent even ur friends if the ythink thats funny! and to all who pass out ITS UT FALT for DOIN SOMTHIN THAT makes U PASS OUT! i would get revenge beat them all senseles (KO) then drag ther ko'd bodies and make them wake up naked see how they like it!
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Bobby: Some "friends" :SBobbySome "friends" :S
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..those r no friends!
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You cud've died seriously! u were passed out they picked u up(which means they cud've broken ur back or something iono..) nd wat if u vomited while u were sleeping u would've then chocked on ur own puke nd choked to death
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GwenYeah right you liar. That is the most untrue story I have ever read.
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DudeWTHPeople that work in the mall are there long before it opens... If the mall opens at 10 to customers, employees are there at like 6 a.m. maybe even earlier (especially at fast-food joints.) Security would have been there and spotted you before any 'woman' would have. Nice try, pal.
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RachF**k, what a bunch of ass wipes. Sorry buddy, but I don't exactly think that their your true friends.
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Amber Yazzie: I think that's messed up!!!!if they were real friends to her they wouldn't have done that to her. fr...Amber YazzieI think that's messed up!!!!if they were real friends to her they wouldn't have done that to her. friends don't embarrass there friend like that!!!!! I think they are BMF'S for doing that!!!!!
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nickHAHAHAAH!!!! THATS FUNNY SHIT MAN, I WOULD BE JUST AS CLUELESS AS YOU PROBABLY WERE. THATS A GOOD ONE FOR YOUR STORY BOOK THOUGH!
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C: HA!!! HA!!!CHA!!! HA!!!
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