Farting in public..never good..
One afternoon I was in Toys R Us with my 10 year old son and 11 year old daughter and I felt a fart coming on...
I thought it was going to be silent so I slowly let it go. Much to my embarassment, it was a real ripper! Needless to say, I didn't see the lady behind me.
My kids got a real good laugh out of it. The lady ran into the next isle and was laughing hard! Boy the stares I got in line!!