Hiding the sex toys..or not!

From: Sexy Super Freak


OK.. Let me start from the beginning...

I invited my 15 yr. old sister over to spend the night with my husband and I. You see, since I have got married it has cut into our quality sister time together. So, I thought that we could stay up, laugh, and talk like we used to.

That night, after laughing until our stomachs hurt, We decided that we were going to bed. So it was agreed that hubby would sleep on the couch, and I would sleep in the bed with my sister. We are laying there talking when she puts her arm up under the pillow, about to go to sleep and she gets that look on her face like "What the...," She sits up in the bed and as she sits up, a sex toys rolls out from under her pillow and hits her in the arm. She sees it and screams, picks it up and throws it at me!

At this point, I couldn't tell what it was and when she threw it at me, my husband comes running through the doorway (due to the screams) and I throw it at him. I was like "oh my God! Is she OK?" She sat in the corner and screaming and laughing her head off. She said "Who's is that?" I without thinking said.. "It's not mine!!!" She said "OH MY GOD, IS IT BRIAN'S?" and my hubby said "Hell NO!!!" I just busted out laughing. I laughed so hard, I was crying. Then she said "OH MY GOD! That has to be the funniest thing that has ever happened to me."

I felt bad that she had been exposed to something that she needed to learn about later on in life... So I said, maybe this is a good time to sit you down and tell you about marriage and sex. She just said "NO NO, THATS QUITE ALRIGHT!!!" We laughed ourselves to sleep.

Of course, the next morning was the swear to secrecy. She said "You don't have to worry about a thing... Im not telling anyone!!!" Well, we all know that was a lie... who is not gonna tell the funniest thing that has ever happened to them?

Im sure at this point... Im a legend at her school

hahaha

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