Self inflicted wedgie

From: Timmy


It was Christmas and my family had all of our relatives up. There were about 30 people around and our house was so crowded there was always something to do. It was awesome. At least until the day before they went home.
We had planned to all go to the Nutcracker in Boston, but I was sick. My mom said that I could stay home but to lie down the whole time and take Tylenol. She said they could be home in fifteen minutes and all I had to do was call her cell phone.
Well a few hours later I was feeling better. Now, I have to admit something. I like wedgies. I try to give myself them and I wear briefs just so I get wedgied more often. I even sometimes ask someone to give me wedgies. I decided that now would be a perfect time to give myself one since everyone was out. So I put on about six pairs of varying briefs and tried to give myself a hanging wedgie. I wanted it to be real but I wanted to be able to get out of it. I chose a hook in my room and I stood on a chair to get up to it. I made sure I left the chair within reaching distance. So I gave myself one and it was a good one. Nothing ripped and I just hang there, enjoying it.
Then, when I am done. I try to swing my legs over to get onto the chair. I accidently knock it over and way out of reaching distance. I am now panicking, and I am going to rip my underoos
when I hear the door open. I am so embarrassed and in a lot of pain that I can't control my bladder and I piss all over my undies.

My parents them come in and get a real shock when they see me hanging there. After a minute, everyone is standing aorund me, laughing as hard as they can. Then my brother gets out his newly received video camera and starts taping me. I am so embarrassed I start crying. I am in front of all my girl cousins and they are laughing as hard as they can. My brother then tapes the whole thing while my parents remove me off the hook and help me out.
The next week at school, everybody finds out about it and I am laughed at so much, I almost wanted to change schools. Also, everytime family or friends come over, my parents show that video everytime, and to them it never gets old.

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  • Anonymous
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    They make fun of us for liking WEDGIES while hey look up stuff they don\'t like, lol. And you say wear a thong huh? Well I\'m a guy I like WEDGIES and I wear thongs but I\'m smart about it. That\'s the thing tho, guys would you rather be caught wearing a thong or rather ppl know you like thongs. Try victoria\'s secret panties they\'re perfect. Not too much of a wedgie but it still rides up. I love WEDGIES, but I love the panties I got. I don\'t wanna ruin them and I\'m not a walking bank, nothing is cheap now days. I HAVE TWO SISTERS,AND KINDA WANNA ASK ONE IF I COULD BUY OR BORROW SOME OF THEIRS BUT IDK HOW THEY\'LL RESPOND... ANY SUGGUSTIONS?
  • t
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    one day when i was walking home from school i saw these girls by a tree so i said hi and these two girls come behind be and grabed me and draged me to the tree so i tried to escape but they had a strong grip and when we were at the tree and the two girls lifted me up high and the head girl grabs down my pants and grabed my panties and hooked it onto a tree branch and dropped me and then grabed my legs and started swinging after they were done swinging they got me down then started to give all atomic, melvin , tarzan ,superman , all of them but after that was all over for so i thought they had bag of thongs and made me wear them backwards then they gave me a hanging melvin with the backwards thong on which hurt then they hooked me on two tree branch so it would hurt both ways and the worst thing was that i had 30 pairs of thongs on but when there was was one last pair it didn't break
  • Alex
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    I love wedgies and one time I asked for a wedgie from my friend and she said no and I was like please and put her hand up, I thought she was gonna hit me so I bent over but instead she grabbed my undies and pulled hard and lifted me off the ground then took my leg holes and tugged a couple times then she took the leg holes and hung them on two hooks then she pulled on my legs then she left and came back with duck tape and put them on my feet and duck taped them to the ground and then she lft me there for about an hour and then came back let me down and then gave me a very very very hard wedgie and I guess I asked for it.
  • Kaytlin
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    My cousin (20) (boy) and I (12) (girl) had to babysit my little cousins! He was just texting the whole time so I told him to help me! He got mad and gave me a hanging wedgie and left me there until my underwear ripped! And my aunts and uncles said we couldn't let them go to sleep or they wouldn't sleep at night, and this made them laugh so my cousin told me to go get more underwear on so I did! Then he just kept giving me wedgies and melvins so they would keep laughing! :(
  • Anonymous: fuckers!
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    fuckers!