An accident in bed?!

Mistakes

It was about 3 months ago, my 30th birthday and i thought i would stop at a tavern to have a few drinks after work. lo and behold after 4 hours had passed and 3 sheets under the wind ( just a little drunk ) i thought i would go home to my wife,yes i missed my birthday with my wife when i got home i was feeling hungry and all i grabed was a babe ruth candy bar from the cabinet. i proceeded to go to bed while i was eating this candy bar and, because I was so drunk, i passed out while eating it!

The next morning i was suddenly awaken by being slapped to death. my wife had woken up and thought i had had a bowel moment in the bed and was not pleased about it one bit! I laughed and said it was just a babe ruth bar that i had, i was hungry when i came home last night and i must of passed out while eating it.

I never laughed so hard!