Penis + Hoover = pain
From: "Essent"
I live alone, one day i tried to vacuum and it didnt pick up so well - I turned it up side down,(it was an upright type vacuum).All i was wearing was cut off shorts - dazy duke type like women wear - with the strings hanging down as they do.
I thought id turn it on from that upright position,to see if everything worked right, using my foot to hit on switch. It turned on, pulling those strings into the beater bar - ALONG WITH MY PENIS!!...It started to really hurt at this point,lost my balance,couldnt reach the switch...turning pale now, i remembered i talked to my neighbour last so redial her was the plan, I told her "come fast im hurt". As she was trying to untangle me,she told me to undo my pants,I told her I had no underwear on, but she is a nurse so it wasnt a concern for her - off they came.
Just as i was about to sit down on chair before i passed out, in the door comes my girlfriend,hears only her voice,and sees me sitting naked on edge of chair!!Needless to say to this day she dosnt beleive me..
This is true..God i wish it wasnt
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anony: (-1) what the f**k you should have taken that oppurtunity to jump at her face and stick your cock in her ...anonywhat the f**k you should have taken that oppurtunity to jump at her face and stick your cock in her mouth
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Rika Kurosaki: lol this is pretty strange...xDRika Kurosakilol this is pretty strange...xD
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Horny girl: this turned me on . *moans*Horny girlthis turned me on . *moans*
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Alina: (-1) Omg! That's horrible!AlinaOmg! That's horrible!
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Shindersplenderdude: (-1) I expected you to cum in that neighbor-nurse's face once she removed the vacumthingy from your genit...ShindersplenderdudeI expected you to cum in that neighbor-nurse's face once she removed the vacumthingy from your genitals, now that'd be funny seeing your girl looking at you and the nursie as her face is all covered in semen.. Nevermind, that wouldnt be funny.. that would be hot! I'm gonna go jack off now..
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tiny dick: (-5) ur an idoit, to bad ur dick didnt rip off and get stuck in ur vaccum along with ur balls, u dont des...tiny dickur an idoit, to bad ur dick didnt rip off and get stuck in ur vaccum along with ur balls, u dont deserve to have them either for being a dumbass
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unknownit doesnt fucking hurt at its better than a blowjob lol
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LIAR!!!: *cough* Bullshark *cough*LIAR!!!*cough* Bullshark *cough*
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Lisathis is gramatically very hard to understand. I feel bad for your girlfriend lol!
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CodyReason#1 you don't play 'hoover suck me up'!(sorry my uncle did a similar thing except he got his butt pulled in!)
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Rani which means que: You didn't wear underwear! That's sick!Rani which means queYou didn't wear underwear! That's sick!
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CourtneyThat was kinda stupid what you did I mean you don't turn a vacuum cleaner upside down and turn it on!!!I pity you!
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moni and sara: Moni: Holy crap, some how this story just doesn't seem belivable, but some how i belive it. lol, you...moni and saraMoni: Holy crap, some how this story just doesn't seem belivable, but some how i belive it. lol, you poor thing ><
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sara:i'm so sorry. but if your g/f doesnt belive you then she doesnt trust you. so its okay. it is always important to have trust in a true relationship =)
Moni: Oh and if i was your g/f and walked in to see you in such pain i think i would have reolized you were telling the truth.
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abbyi feel sooooo bad for you!! i would have atleast waited for you to explain what happend not just walked out!! lol
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AnonymousI had a long term relationship with a wet dry vac. Man that thing could suck better than linda lovelace and never had a headache.
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BelieverI feel sorry for you, if you've told her this then show her this site and she's likely to believe you, you aren't going to lie about something this embarrasing.
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