Wheres it gone?

Sex

I met my girlfriend online, and i met her for the first time. Well, to make a long story short, when we met, we shared a bed. It was a really amazing thing, me having lost my virginity to her. Well, we used a condom, and when we finished, i realized that it wasnt on me anymore. This scared me, and i had no idea where it went. Well, we just shrugged it off, thinking it was somewhere in the sheets.

About an hour later, things got hot again. I went to go finger her, and i got two fingers deep in her, when i found that lost condom.

I started laughing, and then she asked what was so funny. I showed her the condom, and she laughed about as hard as i did.

to this day, we laugh about it.