Never go all in!

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One time, I was playing Strip poker with a couple hot girls from school. I was on a roll that night, and had only lost socks, while the girls were down to their bras and panties. Next hand, i got a Fullhouse. I couldn't beilieve my luck, so i started to bet like crazy. Some of them dropped out, and it was just me and this girl i liked. So, she dared me to go all in. I thought i was guaranteed to win, so i agreed. I put down, and she shows me four of a kind, the next highest winning hand. I was speechless. They then attacked me and stripped me naked. I was totally scarlet and embarassed, because i had lost, and that the earlier rounds had really turned me on. To add insult to injury, i had to live the rest of the school year hearing about my lousy luck and bad poker skills.

As a word to the wise, never go all in!